Poems About Food Seeking Honest Critique
#food
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
20th Jan 2025 12:34pm
20th Jan 2025 12:34pm
Freaking Out
I was in my car, parked in a seedy shopping center on the outskirts of town
I was going out of my fucking head man
Not laughing or crying or anything man
I felt nothing!
Just freaking out in my head
I couldn't feel a fucking thing
Didn't know who I was or what I was, or if i was anything at all
I was totally freaking out dude
I guess I shouldn't have eaten that Whopper, with McDonald's French Fries, a Strawberry Milkshake and then went to Dunkin Donuts to buy a dozen donuts.
That shit will drive you fucking insane!
Next time I'll just...
I was going out of my fucking head man
Not laughing or crying or anything man
I felt nothing!
Just freaking out in my head
I couldn't feel a fucking thing
Didn't know who I was or what I was, or if i was anything at all
I was totally freaking out dude
I guess I shouldn't have eaten that Whopper, with McDonald's French Fries, a Strawberry Milkshake and then went to Dunkin Donuts to buy a dozen donuts.
That shit will drive you fucking insane!
Next time I'll just...
#fiction
#food
#illness
#MentalHealth
#satirical
58 reads
13 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
14th Jan 2025 1:27am
14th Jan 2025 1:27am
and why is it
there are loads of tins
of spam in the supermarket,
I can’t be the only one
who buys it
of spam in the supermarket,
I can’t be the only one
who buys it
#food
62 reads
8 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
6th Jan 2025 9:42pm
6th Jan 2025 9:42pm
That Purple Blob Named Grimace
Is he a taste bud or a milkshake?
Everyone loves that happy, purple blob Grimace
He's a McDonald character that loves milk shakes
Back when he debuted in 1971, he was called Evil Grimace
Evil Grimace was sinister
A villain who would steal milkshakes from children
He was mean, had four arms and no charm at all
Children were frightened
Some children believed if they ordered a milk shake, that evil Grimace would steal it out of their hands
The 4-armed Grimace was also a coke fiend
Besides stealing milk shakes and tormenting kids,...
Everyone loves that happy, purple blob Grimace
He's a McDonald character that loves milk shakes
Back when he debuted in 1971, he was called Evil Grimace
Evil Grimace was sinister
A villain who would steal milkshakes from children
He was mean, had four arms and no charm at all
Children were frightened
Some children believed if they ordered a milk shake, that evil Grimace would steal it out of their hands
The 4-armed Grimace was also a coke fiend
Besides stealing milk shakes and tormenting kids,...
#children
#evil
#food
#PopCulture
#uplifting
49 reads
6 Comments
PittinixDesigns
Poem Published
3rd Jan 2025 2:03am
3rd Jan 2025 2:03am
Bad Brokn Pickiney
(Patois)
Sohm bad brokn pickiney lef dehn yaad a nite ahn kom a mi gietwiay fi mek up nize.
Awl di wile di hungry belly hulligan dem kom ya wid dem nahsi niegah style.
Di woklis gyal ahn bwoy dem heng out pahn di ruodside huol nite an chat nansense.
Di nizy-nizy pickiney dem noh respeck di peeple dem oo live roun ya.
Mi noh nuo weh mek dem pierence low dem fi goh pan di ruod lakka leggo beese.
Di ooman oo run di shap cliem sey shi a cristian, yet shi supuot dehn slacknis.
Shi hawba di parasite dem out ya caw shi wahn dem fi buy tings inna...
Sohm bad brokn pickiney lef dehn yaad a nite ahn kom a mi gietwiay fi mek up nize.
Awl di wile di hungry belly hulligan dem kom ya wid dem nahsi niegah style.
Di woklis gyal ahn bwoy dem heng out pahn di ruodside huol nite an chat nansense.
Di nizy-nizy pickiney dem noh respeck di peeple dem oo live roun ya.
Mi noh nuo weh mek dem pierence low dem fi goh pan di ruod lakka leggo beese.
Di ooman oo run di shap cliem sey shi a cristian, yet shi supuot dehn slacknis.
Shi hawba di parasite dem out ya caw shi wahn dem fi buy tings inna...
#children
#food
#hypocrisy
#night
#zombies
45 reads
0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
31st Dec 2024 8:22pm
31st Dec 2024 8:22pm
Orgy Porgy
#dirty
#food
#funny #sex
#funny #sex
106 reads
4 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
29th Dec 2024 2:04pm
29th Dec 2024 2:04pm
10 Things you can do with his or her remains
1) Feed the homeless
2) Make wallets, belts
3) If they have beautiful hair, scalp them and make wigs to sell
4) Props for a horror film you create and self release
5) Leave parts in restaurant bathrooms, especially fast food joints
6) UPS to relatives for a visit
7) Watch em rot
8) Use their blood & organs to create a masterpiece of art
9) Pack them in suitcases and throw them on a Greyhound
10) Become a cannibal and eat them. Bring some relatives or friends over and tell them your creating this explosive, cuisine from somewhere in the world....
2) Make wallets, belts
3) If they have beautiful hair, scalp them and make wigs to sell
4) Props for a horror film you create and self release
5) Leave parts in restaurant bathrooms, especially fast food joints
6) UPS to relatives for a visit
7) Watch em rot
8) Use their blood & organs to create a masterpiece of art
9) Pack them in suitcases and throw them on a Greyhound
10) Become a cannibal and eat them. Bring some relatives or friends over and tell them your creating this explosive, cuisine from somewhere in the world....
#food
#horror
#murder
#satirical
#scary
91 reads
11 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
28th Dec 2024 2:52pm
28th Dec 2024 2:52pm
ICandy
You need bitter,
To get the sweet.
To get the sweet.
#food
83 reads
7 Comments
MidnightSonneteer
Poem Published
24th Dec 2024 7:54pm
24th Dec 2024 7:54pm
Salmagundi
There once was a punk who used to treat
his girlfriends to all kinds of meat,
but changed his diet when
he money shot a wren...
with bacon bits substituting skeet:)
his girlfriends to all kinds of meat,
but changed his diet when
he money shot a wren...
with bacon bits substituting skeet:)
#food
161 reads
6 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
22nd Dec 2024 11:40pm
22nd Dec 2024 11:40pm
in the café, he observes
seems like
those who start wars
lose in the end, no matter how
long it takes
for them to be served
I can wait
those who start wars
lose in the end, no matter how
long it takes
for them to be served
I can wait
#fear
#food
#hope
67 reads
1 Comment
Paulajobi
Paula Jobi
Paula Jobi
Poem Published
21st Dec 2024 12:47pm
21st Dec 2024 12:47pm
Chicken Pot Pie Love!
I can smell you...
...getting hot!
Your making me...wait...
...far too long!
I want to taste you...
I want to put you...
...deep in my mouth!
Are you ready?
I can't wait...
...I'm so hungry for you.
You know...
...exactly what I'll do!!!
ARE YOU CHICKEN?
I sure ain't got no beef...
...with you. Oh baby!
I can see...that your ready!
Oh...so you're coming out...
Oh baby. Baby baby!
...that first taste...
ain't gonna...satisfy...me...
I WANT ALL OF YOU...
deep...
...getting hot!
Your making me...wait...
...far too long!
I want to taste you...
I want to put you...
...deep in my mouth!
Are you ready?
I can't wait...
...I'm so hungry for you.
You know...
...exactly what I'll do!!!
ARE YOU CHICKEN?
I sure ain't got no beef...
...with you. Oh baby!
I can see...that your ready!
Oh...so you're coming out...
Oh baby. Baby baby!
...that first taste...
ain't gonna...satisfy...me...
I WANT ALL OF YOU...
deep...
#food
86 reads
9 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
19th Dec 2024 00:37am
19th Dec 2024 00:37am
on what one eats
I’m more savoury than
sweet
prefer bacon
to cakes
apparently everyone
bakes
but I’d rather fry
eggs
sweet
prefer bacon
to cakes
apparently everyone
bakes
but I’d rather fry
eggs
#food
54 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
16th Dec 2024 7:43pm
16th Dec 2024 7:43pm
Spicy Mustard, none of that yellow mustard bullshit!
#dirty
#food
#holiday #lust
#holiday #lust
65 reads
5 Comments
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