Poems About Food Seeking Honest Critique
#food
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
16th Apr 2025 9:13pm
16th Apr 2025 9:13pm
Univocalic (U): Fluffy Wuffy Bunny and the compulsory-fun Easter egg hunt
Sunny sky - sun, cumulus;
Lush, bushy suburbs; tumulus.
Up, up, up... bunny jumps; susumus.
"Hurry up!" blurts Fluffy Bunny.
"Try my fun pud hunt!"
Bunny's chums shrug numbly.
"Hurry hurry, Punky Puppy!"
Punky Puppy jumps up, runs - rumbly tummy!
"Try my fun pud hunt!" blurts Fluffy Wuffy, Cuddly Wuddly Bunny.
Punky Puppy gulps purply plums, gummy flumps.
Gulp, gulp... BURP!
"Hurry hurry, scurry scurry, Plucky Ducks!"
Plucky Ducks jump up, run... yum yum, munch...
Lush, bushy suburbs; tumulus.
Up, up, up... bunny jumps; susumus.
"Hurry up!" blurts Fluffy Bunny.
"Try my fun pud hunt!"
Bunny's chums shrug numbly.
"Hurry hurry, Punky Puppy!"
Punky Puppy jumps up, runs - rumbly tummy!
"Try my fun pud hunt!" blurts Fluffy Wuffy, Cuddly Wuddly Bunny.
Punky Puppy gulps purply plums, gummy flumps.
Gulp, gulp... BURP!
"Hurry hurry, scurry scurry, Plucky Ducks!"
Plucky Ducks jump up, run... yum yum, munch...
#animals
#food
#funny
40 reads
0 Comments
DaisyGrace
Poem Published
14th Apr 2025 3:39am
14th Apr 2025 3:39am
Girl Dinner
The freezer blasts her face as she surveys her meager options –
a handful of frozen French fries, the bag more ice and crumbs than fries;
a five-dollar pizza she bought last month that she doesn’t even like;
a pint of Ben and Jerry’s finest American Treat: Half Baked;
half a bag of broccoli, some carrots, and some peas.
Her pantry holds some cereal (she’s sure she has some milk),
some peanut butter granola bars, and a can of beans.
The fridge holds milk (she knew she was right) and half a dozen eggs,
a can of sprite, a bottle of wine, and pickled...
a handful of frozen French fries, the bag more ice and crumbs than fries;
a five-dollar pizza she bought last month that she doesn’t even like;
a pint of Ben and Jerry’s finest American Treat: Half Baked;
half a bag of broccoli, some carrots, and some peas.
Her pantry holds some cereal (she’s sure she has some milk),
some peanut butter granola bars, and a can of beans.
The fridge holds milk (she knew she was right) and half a dozen eggs,
a can of sprite, a bottle of wine, and pickled...
#food
11 reads
2 Comments
PittinixDesigns
Poem Published
12th Apr 2025 9:51pm
12th Apr 2025 9:51pm
Jangkro
(Patois)
Nahsi niegah call mi peel ed jangkro,
But mi noh kier wa dem seh bout mi.
Mi noh like picheery caw dem gi tumuch troble.
Dem fiesi bud deh noh like mi needa.
Ebry time dem si mi, dem pick mi inna mi ed.
Mi affi fly high fi get weh fran dem.
Mi jus a glaid wiay up inna di sky peaceful.
Di breeze feel gud ahnda mi wing dem.
Ebryting pan di grong luk soh likke bit.
Bad mine peeple a fite gyence wan aneddda.
Mi noh bizniz wid wah gwaan dung deh.
Mi jus wah fine a pisa rattn meat fi nyam.
Nahsi niegah call mi peel ed jangkro,
But mi noh kier wa dem seh bout mi.
Mi noh like picheery caw dem gi tumuch troble.
Dem fiesi bud deh noh like mi needa.
Ebry time dem si mi, dem pick mi inna mi ed.
Mi affi fly high fi get weh fran dem.
Mi jus a glaid wiay up inna di sky peaceful.
Di breeze feel gud ahnda mi wing dem.
Ebryting pan di grong luk soh likke bit.
Bad mine peeple a fite gyence wan aneddda.
Mi noh bizniz wid wah gwaan dung deh.
Mi jus wah fine a pisa rattn meat fi nyam.
#birds
#food
#humankind
#sky
#wind
60 reads
3 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
5th Apr 2025 8:57pm
5th Apr 2025 8:57pm
She decided to eat me out
#fiction
#food
#horror
#satirical
#sex
145 reads
4 Comments
wallyroo92
Poem Published
4th Apr 2025 9:18pm
4th Apr 2025 9:18pm
Lemon Meringue
You say lemon meringue
I say cheesecake
Either way
I know all of us indulge in those little temptations
The way we ourselves enjoy those moments
When the taste hits our tongues
The senses awaken
The mind folds its arms in disapproval
Knowing we broke the rules
We slid back to square one
Once I have a slice
I don’t count the calories
I start calculating
How many miles do I have to run to burn this?
What pace do I have to maintain?
But in the meantime
As I take another bite
I can hear myself hum ...
I say cheesecake
Either way
I know all of us indulge in those little temptations
The way we ourselves enjoy those moments
When the taste hits our tongues
The senses awaken
The mind folds its arms in disapproval
Knowing we broke the rules
We slid back to square one
Once I have a slice
I don’t count the calories
I start calculating
How many miles do I have to run to burn this?
What pace do I have to maintain?
But in the meantime
As I take another bite
I can hear myself hum ...
#food
#funny
72 reads
3 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
2nd Apr 2025 9:32pm
2nd Apr 2025 9:32pm
Be conscious on what you consume
Take my order while you serve me
I don't like you or this food
How I got here, Not to sure
One bad trip, unlocked this door
I'm not feeling so fine
My stomach is cursed,
I committed a crime
Take me to that place where the elephants flew
Dolphins walked, swimming kangaroo's
I wouldn't mind if they all spoke to me
Maybe like playing charades
Sharks burrowing in trees
I've visited this place a few times in the last week
I needed a passport to meet with myself
He didn't understand me, I don't speak Greek...
I don't like you or this food
How I got here, Not to sure
One bad trip, unlocked this door
I'm not feeling so fine
My stomach is cursed,
I committed a crime
Take me to that place where the elephants flew
Dolphins walked, swimming kangaroo's
I wouldn't mind if they all spoke to me
Maybe like playing charades
Sharks burrowing in trees
I've visited this place a few times in the last week
I needed a passport to meet with myself
He didn't understand me, I don't speak Greek...
#food
#illness
#nightmares
#TruthOfLife
#utopia
90 reads
8 Comments
Gahddess_Worship
Poem Published
1st Apr 2025 8:23pm
1st Apr 2025 8:23pm
Celestial Navigation
Driving aimlessly down Shame Street
sipping on my 32-ounce cup of depression, no ice.
suddenly, my too often neglected HP GPS,
speaks in a calm, commanding tone
“Pass Easy Street and at the next intersection,
turn right onto Hope Drive."
Noticing I’m out of gas;
I stop at the OA service station,
on the corner of Hope and Not Good Enough Avenue,
after filling my tank with encouragement,
I choose to continue my journey on Hope.
HP’s voice sounds again.
“Travel 12 miles,
turn right onto the on-ramp...
sipping on my 32-ounce cup of depression, no ice.
suddenly, my too often neglected HP GPS,
speaks in a calm, commanding tone
“Pass Easy Street and at the next intersection,
turn right onto Hope Drive."
Noticing I’m out of gas;
I stop at the OA service station,
on the corner of Hope and Not Good Enough Avenue,
after filling my tank with encouragement,
I choose to continue my journey on Hope.
HP’s voice sounds again.
“Travel 12 miles,
turn right onto the on-ramp...
#addiction
#food
#happiness
#hope
#peace
82 reads
4 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
30th Mar 2025 8:15pm
30th Mar 2025 8:15pm
I'll Eat Her Later!
#dirty
#erotic
#food
#lust
#sex
312 reads
15 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
18th Mar 2025 11:40pm
18th Mar 2025 11:40pm
Lesbian Cannibal Banquet
#food
#horror
#lust
#orgasm
#sex
104 reads
7 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
16th Mar 2025 11:18pm
16th Mar 2025 11:18pm
She loves the taste of scrotum
#dirty
#food
#marriage
#orgasm
#wife
204 reads
4 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
15th Mar 2025 12:29pm
15th Mar 2025 12:29pm
Nutrition is Tough from a Vending Machine
You can't see me
I can see you though
Your calling is beyond the realm of reality
We worked the fields together
That night shift almost ate us alive
You would bring fresh fruit and pita bread
While the rest of us were sneaking beers and junk food
There's nothing a Hershey Bar with almonds can't cure
Milk chocolate the worst for wear
Those almonds though saved the night in spades
Nutrition is tough from a vending machine
I stole some of your red seedless grapes a few times
I knew you knew
You never said anything ...
I can see you though
Your calling is beyond the realm of reality
We worked the fields together
That night shift almost ate us alive
You would bring fresh fruit and pita bread
While the rest of us were sneaking beers and junk food
There's nothing a Hershey Bar with almonds can't cure
Milk chocolate the worst for wear
Those almonds though saved the night in spades
Nutrition is tough from a vending machine
I stole some of your red seedless grapes a few times
I knew you knew
You never said anything ...
#food
#gratitude
#job
#philosophical
#TruthOfLife
118 reads
14 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
13th Mar 2025 11:35pm
13th Mar 2025 11:35pm
A Plastic Spoon for Matilda
11:58 AM
I’m getting hungry
The day is already dragging
As you may or may not know from my last write titled "Early Morning Blues"
I open my large cooler
I pull out my jar of crunchy peanut butter and a ziplock bag of raisins and an assortment of nuts
I was looking forward to mixing the two together
But to my dismay, I forgot my spoon
SHIT!
Now I must take a walk to the cafeteria
I entered the cafeteria for the 1st time in over 5 years
Nothing has changed
I noticed immediately the smell of...
I’m getting hungry
The day is already dragging
As you may or may not know from my last write titled "Early Morning Blues"
I open my large cooler
I pull out my jar of crunchy peanut butter and a ziplock bag of raisins and an assortment of nuts
I was looking forward to mixing the two together
But to my dismay, I forgot my spoon
SHIT!
Now I must take a walk to the cafeteria
I entered the cafeteria for the 1st time in over 5 years
Nothing has changed
I noticed immediately the smell of...
#anger
#food
#ignorance
#job
#nonfiction
84 reads
8 Comments
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