Poems About Food Seeking Honest Critique
#food
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
Today 11:40am
Today 11:40am
It needs to be Italian Food, or I don't eat
Feast on carbohydrates
Cavatelli, Angel Hair, Mezzi Rigatoni....Great!!
Manicotti, Tortellini, Fussili....Divine!
Tagliatelle and Farfalle are okay, but never as good as Stuffed Shells
You better cook my pasta Al Dente, cause if you don't, I will destroy you!
Cavatelli, Angel Hair, Mezzi Rigatoni....Great!!
Manicotti, Tortellini, Fussili....Divine!
Tagliatelle and Farfalle are okay, but never as good as Stuffed Shells
You better cook my pasta Al Dente, cause if you don't, I will destroy you!
#food
#funny
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
26th Nov 2024 8:44pm
26th Nov 2024 8:44pm
A Chocolately Drink That's Neat
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, You're very sweet
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, You're everything I need
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, From my head to my feet
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, Drink for a good night sleep.
Quicky, a rabbit who seems very nice
Bosco's syrup has always enticed
Hershey's Chocolate Milk, I'll never think twice
Swiss Miss Chocolate Milk is watery, with no bite.
My Chocolate Milk, needs to be sweet
My Chocolate Milk, quenches in the heat
My Chocolate Milk, stirred just right
My...
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, You're everything I need
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, From my head to my feet
Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk, Drink for a good night sleep.
Quicky, a rabbit who seems very nice
Bosco's syrup has always enticed
Hershey's Chocolate Milk, I'll never think twice
Swiss Miss Chocolate Milk is watery, with no bite.
My Chocolate Milk, needs to be sweet
My Chocolate Milk, quenches in the heat
My Chocolate Milk, stirred just right
My...
#food
#rhyming
#funny
48 reads
7 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
22nd Nov 2024 1:20am
22nd Nov 2024 1:20am
I pay for certain things in Cash $$$
Yeah CASH
Remember that stuff ?
Booze for one
Don't need the government tracking me
Massages and hand jobs from Sha Sha
The massage is marginal
She handles dicks all day
Perfection man
Just the right amount of tension
Then release
Cash for her
No tracking Sha Sha
Hopefully she's not deported
Restaurant meals
Nothing worse than paying for a meal
3 weeks later on your cc card
With tax and tip that burger, beer and fries
What's that cost ?
It's Nueva York
You don't want to know ...
Remember that stuff ?
Booze for one
Don't need the government tracking me
Massages and hand jobs from Sha Sha
The massage is marginal
She handles dicks all day
Perfection man
Just the right amount of tension
Then release
Cash for her
No tracking Sha Sha
Hopefully she's not deported
Restaurant meals
Nothing worse than paying for a meal
3 weeks later on your cc card
With tax and tip that burger, beer and fries
What's that cost ?
It's Nueva York
You don't want to know ...
#culture
#food
#LifeAsAWriter #money
#LifeAsAWriter #money
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17 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
21st Nov 2024 10:42am
21st Nov 2024 10:42am
Avoid Processed Foods!
Take my order while you serve me
I don't like you or this food
How I got here, Not to sure
One bad trip, unlocked this door
I'm not feeling so fine
My stomach is cursed,
I committed a crime
Take me to that place where the elephants flew
Dolphins walked, swimming kangaroo's
I wouldn't mind if they all spoke to me
Maybe like playing charades
Sharks burrowing in trees
I've visited this place a few times in the last week
I needed a passport to meet with myself
He didn't understand me, I don't speak Greek...
I don't like you or this food
How I got here, Not to sure
One bad trip, unlocked this door
I'm not feeling so fine
My stomach is cursed,
I committed a crime
Take me to that place where the elephants flew
Dolphins walked, swimming kangaroo's
I wouldn't mind if they all spoke to me
Maybe like playing charades
Sharks burrowing in trees
I've visited this place a few times in the last week
I needed a passport to meet with myself
He didn't understand me, I don't speak Greek...
#food
#illness
#nightmares
#TruthOfLife
#utopia
48 reads
2 Comments
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
17th Nov 2024 11:26am
17th Nov 2024 11:26am
Caught His Sis With A Piece Of Fruit
A
friend of
mine told me
that after an
hour of swimming, he
went back into the house
and caught his sister naked
in the kitchen sucking on a
banana which made that guy slide off
his trunks and start to touch and kiss her bod.
friend of
mine told me
that after an
hour of swimming, he
went back into the house
and caught his sister naked
in the kitchen sucking on a
banana which made that guy slide off
his trunks and start to touch and kiss her bod.
#dialogue
#fiction
#food
#sex
#sister
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4 Comments
SeaCat
Poem Published
15th Nov 2024 7:55pm
15th Nov 2024 7:55pm
On slicing a Kiwi Fruit
Like cracking a pebble and finding a fossil —
that no eyes have ever seen
there you were, unexpected —
a little green face gazing,
from the kitchen worktop.
My heart sighed,
seeing your pip eyes, beady, staring
knowing nothing of shape or colour;
Breakfast waited, while I stood
blinking at this sudden kiwi-creature,
tiny flat Martian,
helpless as a planet
without a mothering star;
I cradled you in my palm.
Silent
without whimper or wail,
did you exist before the cut? Would you exist ...
that no eyes have ever seen
there you were, unexpected —
a little green face gazing,
from the kitchen worktop.
My heart sighed,
seeing your pip eyes, beady, staring
knowing nothing of shape or colour;
Breakfast waited, while I stood
blinking at this sudden kiwi-creature,
tiny flat Martian,
helpless as a planet
without a mothering star;
I cradled you in my palm.
Silent
without whimper or wail,
did you exist before the cut? Would you exist ...
#childhood
#fairies
#food #magic
#food #magic
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6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
15th Nov 2024 7:52pm
15th Nov 2024 7:52pm
Piggy Spunk
#animals
#food
#orgasm
#sex
#satirical
58 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
13th Nov 2024 11:22am
13th Nov 2024 11:22am
Part of a complete breakfast
As I reached for a spoon in my kitchen drawer
My hand could sense a growing displeasure
What the hell was I seeing?
Something was crawling on my spoon
It was a Cockroach!
I went into the cabinet, to grab my favorite cereal bowl
The Flintstones that is, Fruity Pebbles, Yum!
As I looked into the cereal bowl,
There were three roaches taking a shit on top of the other
Disgusting!
I know, I know,
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids
And yes I know the honey nut will help me lower my cholesterol
And I know there's...
My hand could sense a growing displeasure
What the hell was I seeing?
Something was crawling on my spoon
It was a Cockroach!
I went into the cabinet, to grab my favorite cereal bowl
The Flintstones that is, Fruity Pebbles, Yum!
As I looked into the cereal bowl,
There were three roaches taking a shit on top of the other
Disgusting!
I know, I know,
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids
And yes I know the honey nut will help me lower my cholesterol
And I know there's...
#dirty
#food
#home #satirical
#home #satirical
74 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Nov 2024 10:52am
12th Nov 2024 10:52am
Fast & Easy
I'm in a library with my girlfriend
We're listening to some guy talk about politics
Pro this, anti that
He sounded like an ignorant asshole
He looks into his small, uninterested audience and says that he's looking for a great place to get some dinner
My girlfriend gets up and says, "Would you like a great meal or something fast & easy?"
He says, "I'm looking for fine dining with a romantic ambience."
She says, "I have the perfect place for a great meal and something that's fast & easy"
She takes his hand & leaves
We're listening to some guy talk about politics
Pro this, anti that
He sounded like an ignorant asshole
He looks into his small, uninterested audience and says that he's looking for a great place to get some dinner
My girlfriend gets up and says, "Would you like a great meal or something fast & easy?"
He says, "I'm looking for fine dining with a romantic ambience."
She says, "I have the perfect place for a great meal and something that's fast & easy"
She takes his hand & leaves
#food
#girlfriend
#hurt
#politics
#rejection
58 reads
6 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
11th Nov 2024 11:44pm
11th Nov 2024 11:44pm
old couple in a restaurant
she tucked her legs under the table
and said what do you fancy
you of course he said but never mind that now
I’m just so bloody hungry
and said what do you fancy
you of course he said but never mind that now
I’m just so bloody hungry
#aging
#food
#love #marriage
#love #marriage
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
11th Nov 2024 8:47pm
11th Nov 2024 8:47pm
I'm Sick Of Her!
Kind of sick of my wife
This marriage is getting the best of me
All she does is complain, nag, whine and bark orders
I could divorce her
I could up & leave
I'm just lazy I guess
I zone out most of the time
I'll escape by writing poems or stories
Other times I'll exercise or go for a walk or bike ride
I always keep myself busy
I'm a perfectionist
Our home is always clean, organized and neat
She knows how well I take care of everything and knows she don't need to lift a finger
The one thing she does is cook ...
This marriage is getting the best of me
All she does is complain, nag, whine and bark orders
I could divorce her
I could up & leave
I'm just lazy I guess
I zone out most of the time
I'll escape by writing poems or stories
Other times I'll exercise or go for a walk or bike ride
I always keep myself busy
I'm a perfectionist
Our home is always clean, organized and neat
She knows how well I take care of everything and knows she don't need to lift a finger
The one thing she does is cook ...
#FeelingTrapped
#fiction
#food
#satirical
#wife
58 reads
6 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
7th Nov 2024 00:39am
7th Nov 2024 00:39am
personal comforts
politics can be awful if things don’t
go your way read british library
crime classics, and for breakfast,
I’d suggest, hot buttered crumpets ..
go your way read british library
crime classics, and for breakfast,
I’d suggest, hot buttered crumpets ..
#books
#food
#politics
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