Poems About Food Seeking Honest Critique
#food
Abracadabra
Poem Published
17th Jul 2024 10:51am
17th Jul 2024 10:51am
*Supersize Dreaming*
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To me it doesn't matter
if I'm fatter than a pear
or if my bum is twice as wide
as this midriff that I bare...
To me it doesn't matter
if I'm fatter than a pear
or if my bum is twice as wide
as this midriff that I bare...
#food
#unicorns
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2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Jul 2024 8:22pm
12th Jul 2024 8:22pm
Come & Get It!!!
Y'all like my big black BBQ grill that's 9 x 9
Raise my own steers and hogs
Slaughter, slice, and eat all the time
I'm a meat eaten motherfucker 3 squares a day
Give me a weak defenseless creature
And I'll make them pay
See the flames flickering and crackling
As they dance on flesh
Trimmed & lean USDA
We demand the best
Naked nubiles dance by firelight
As we wait to eat
Serve it up on gilded platters
Rare & saucy sweet
Raise my own steers and hogs
Slaughter, slice, and eat all the time
I'm a meat eaten motherfucker 3 squares a day
Give me a weak defenseless creature
And I'll make them pay
See the flames flickering and crackling
As they dance on flesh
Trimmed & lean USDA
We demand the best
Naked nubiles dance by firelight
As we wait to eat
Serve it up on gilded platters
Rare & saucy sweet
#animals
#food
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
121 reads
4 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
9th Jul 2024 8:23pm
9th Jul 2024 8:23pm
You say WELCOME, I say enter
Everyone out there is so friendly
Large, long wooden signs near the front door that say WELCOME
Ok!
Don't have to tell me twice
During my breaks and lunch, I go for walks in and around my neighborhood
Many people aren't home
Here in NY most people lock their doors, have doorbell camera systems and some even have surveillance all around their property
What a pity
Instead of getting myself in trouble by breaking & entering
I find that the people with those WELCOME signs and have their front door open are the ones that are my kind of...
Large, long wooden signs near the front door that say WELCOME
Ok!
Don't have to tell me twice
During my breaks and lunch, I go for walks in and around my neighborhood
Many people aren't home
Here in NY most people lock their doors, have doorbell camera systems and some even have surveillance all around their property
What a pity
Instead of getting myself in trouble by breaking & entering
I find that the people with those WELCOME signs and have their front door open are the ones that are my kind of...
#food
#MentalHealth
#murder
#violence
#women
172 reads
15 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
8th Jul 2024 00:40am
8th Jul 2024 00:40am
and in the old days
my gran, as a good catholic, on fridays wouldn’t eat meat, so we’d have fish and chips, and I’ve always liked fish and chips, and who doesn’t like fridays ..
#food
#religion
121 reads
0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
6th Jul 2024 11:14am
6th Jul 2024 11:14am
Find Her A Man
#dirty
#food
#marriage
#orgasm
#wife
209 reads
5 Comments
DampKitten
Poem Published
17th Jun 2024 5:44am
17th Jun 2024 5:44am
Not Quite Breakfast at Tiffany's
There’s a Tiger named Tony with his frosted corn flakes
who sits in my kitchen and yells that they’re GRRRREAT!
My ears are still ringing when a green leprechaun
jumps up on the table without a stitch on.
“I’m magically delicious!” He’s waving his arms.
“I want to get Lucky. Have a taste of my Charms!”
Cap’N Crunch pulls his sword and gives it a swing.
The leprechaun panics. “He’s cut off my thing!”
There’s a bird by my window with a colorful beak
“That midget’s a Froot Loop and the captain’s a freak,”
he says as he...
who sits in my kitchen and yells that they’re GRRRREAT!
My ears are still ringing when a green leprechaun
jumps up on the table without a stitch on.
“I’m magically delicious!” He’s waving his arms.
“I want to get Lucky. Have a taste of my Charms!”
Cap’N Crunch pulls his sword and gives it a swing.
The leprechaun panics. “He’s cut off my thing!”
There’s a bird by my window with a colorful beak
“That midget’s a Froot Loop and the captain’s a freak,”
he says as he...
#food
#funny
#parody
438 reads
22 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
16th Jun 2024 9:55pm
16th Jun 2024 9:55pm
What a delicious meal
#fiction
#food
#horror #rhyming
#horror #rhyming
122 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
16th Jun 2024 11:26am
16th Jun 2024 11:26am
Ice Cream
Summer is around the bend
What's that tune I hear
Look!, it's the Ice Cream Man!
Oh what a joyful sight
Kids stop him from all around
To be the 1st online, may end up in a fight
Many flavors, a variety of sweets
Chilly things to consume
Frosty, fizzing, Orange, White or Pink
Good Humor is what I'm here for
Strawberry Shortcake, I'll take two more!
Make sure you eat it ASAP
Ice Cream melts quickly
Damn, it's dripping all over me
Satisfied for now, he begins to drive away
My hunger for...
What's that tune I hear
Look!, it's the Ice Cream Man!
Oh what a joyful sight
Kids stop him from all around
To be the 1st online, may end up in a fight
Many flavors, a variety of sweets
Chilly things to consume
Frosty, fizzing, Orange, White or Pink
Good Humor is what I'm here for
Strawberry Shortcake, I'll take two more!
Make sure you eat it ASAP
Ice Cream melts quickly
Damn, it's dripping all over me
Satisfied for now, he begins to drive away
My hunger for...
#children
#food
#happiness
#summer
#uplifting
175 reads
8 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
14th Jun 2024 1:36am
14th Jun 2024 1:36am
well this could be awkward
having lunch in a restaurant
a little above our price range;
have whatever you want,
a pocketful of coins, a bit of small change
a little above our price range;
have whatever you want,
a pocketful of coins, a bit of small change
#food
102 reads
0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
13th Jun 2024 11:02am
13th Jun 2024 11:02am
Your wife chained you to a pipe, now eat!
Dick Ramdass went completely mad in 1901, which made him wickedly violent. For his own protection, but probably more for her own, his wife Anita chained him to a pipe in the basement of their home in New Jersey. Dick eventually quieted down. He became convinced that his wife was trying to poison him, so he stopped eating. Ramdass starved to death.
#food
#marriage
#MentalHealth
#satirical
#ShortStory
152 reads
15 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
11th Jun 2024 8:46pm
11th Jun 2024 8:46pm
Snap, Crackle, Kill
When I was little boy back in the mid 1980's
Cereal was my go to for most of my breakfasts
My mother would only buy the "healthy" cereals
Stuff like Wheaties, Chex, Kelloggs Raisin Bran, Cheerios and Rice Krispies
YUCK!
My younger brother & I were never allowed to have Cookie Crisp, Lucky Charms, Fruit Loops, Count Chocula and many many others
No cereals with marbits
That's the dehydrated marshmallow's that have a texture of Styrofoam
We would beg & plead with her, but to no avail
When we would go over to our friends...
Cereal was my go to for most of my breakfasts
My mother would only buy the "healthy" cereals
Stuff like Wheaties, Chex, Kelloggs Raisin Bran, Cheerios and Rice Krispies
YUCK!
My younger brother & I were never allowed to have Cookie Crisp, Lucky Charms, Fruit Loops, Count Chocula and many many others
No cereals with marbits
That's the dehydrated marshmallow's that have a texture of Styrofoam
We would beg & plead with her, but to no avail
When we would go over to our friends...
#food
#MentalHealth
#mother
#nostalgia
#violence
192 reads
9 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
8th Jun 2024 10:56am
8th Jun 2024 10:56am
Chew on this
A woman pours a large bucket of Marshmallow Fluff over herself and her infant child
She and the baby walk into alligator infested waters
The only evidence that was found was a shoe the woman wore that day
Alligators love Marshmallow's
She and the baby walk into alligator infested waters
The only evidence that was found was a shoe the woman wore that day
Alligators love Marshmallow's
#food
#mother
#nature #SelfHarm
#nature #SelfHarm
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8 Comments
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