Poems About Food Seeking Honest Critique
#food
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
17th Aug 2024 8:26pm
17th Aug 2024 8:26pm
Maybe she should have asked for cereal instead
Kind of sick of my wife
This marriage is getting the best of me
All she does is complain, nag, whine and bark orders
I could divorce her
I could up & leave
I'm just lazy I guess
I zone out most of the time
I'll escape by writing poems or stories
Other times I'll exercise or go for a walk or bike ride
I always keep myself busy
I'm a perfectionist
Our home is always clean, organized and neat
She knows how well I take care of everything and knows she don't need to lift a finger
The one thing she does is cook
Very good at...
This marriage is getting the best of me
All she does is complain, nag, whine and bark orders
I could divorce her
I could up & leave
I'm just lazy I guess
I zone out most of the time
I'll escape by writing poems or stories
Other times I'll exercise or go for a walk or bike ride
I always keep myself busy
I'm a perfectionist
Our home is always clean, organized and neat
She knows how well I take care of everything and knows she don't need to lift a finger
The one thing she does is cook
Very good at...
#FeelingTrapped
#fiction
#food
#wife
#satirical
132 reads
2 Comments
MidnightSonneteer
Poem Published
15th Aug 2024 10:19pm
15th Aug 2024 10:19pm
Fest Sausage Trinity
No one knows what the fuck it is;
that father, son, and holy ghost,
other than, what is hers, is his,
to do with as he pleases most.
Did donkey Mary ride the ass?
Or did she walk the walk of shame
from some judaic incest mass
where she would not rat out a name?
And manger danger was a thing,
for conception, and delivery,
of an ethno-national king
invoked too much for liberty...
and gunplay for Almighty Christ
when cheeses stay too overpriced. 🍷
that father, son, and holy ghost,
other than, what is hers, is his,
to do with as he pleases most.
Did donkey Mary ride the ass?
Or did she walk the walk of shame
from some judaic incest mass
where she would not rat out a name?
And manger danger was a thing,
for conception, and delivery,
of an ethno-national king
invoked too much for liberty...
and gunplay for Almighty Christ
when cheeses stay too overpriced. 🍷
#food
211 reads
8 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
14th Aug 2024 11:39pm
14th Aug 2024 11:39pm
one often took risks
bloke used to sell seafood in the pub
I bought whelks
they were salty and chewy
you said you’d stick with a packet of crisps
I bought whelks
they were salty and chewy
you said you’d stick with a packet of crisps
#food
98 reads
0 Comments
Casted_Runes
Mr Karswell
Mr Karswell
Poem Published
12th Aug 2024 2:42pm
12th Aug 2024 2:42pm
Workplace Lunchtime, a Haiku
Eating tangy sweets.
Reading Agatha Christie.
A half hour's joy.
Reading Agatha Christie.
A half hour's joy.
#books
#food
#job #TimeHeals
#job #TimeHeals
94 reads
2 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
11th Aug 2024 3:04pm
11th Aug 2024 3:04pm
Was tempted to put whipped cream on my oatmeal this morning
Try to eat healthy
Oatmeal 5 days a week
No sugar
Always organic fruit
Pumpkin seeds
For my aging prostate
Unsweetened almond milk
You know the drill
This morning however
Was eying the whipped cream
The low fat stuff with bad chemicals
The Irish Whiskey in my bar
Half a pound of fatty bacon
Undercooked and 3 eggs over easy
Whole Wheat toast and lots of butter
I know what you're thinking
He's a rogue
Rules are for others
Farts loudly in places of worship ...
Oatmeal 5 days a week
No sugar
Always organic fruit
Pumpkin seeds
For my aging prostate
Unsweetened almond milk
You know the drill
This morning however
Was eying the whipped cream
The low fat stuff with bad chemicals
The Irish Whiskey in my bar
Half a pound of fatty bacon
Undercooked and 3 eggs over easy
Whole Wheat toast and lots of butter
I know what you're thinking
He's a rogue
Rules are for others
Farts loudly in places of worship ...
#food
#funny
#healing
#men
#MentalHealth
189 reads
29 Comments
Liziantus-Marantus
Poem Published
11th Aug 2024 11:08am
11th Aug 2024 11:08am
Food Of Nostalgia
I remember the scent,I remember the flavour.
Of when I was wild and free.
I remember the tremble,the feeling of having them near me.
I still remember the taste,and I still remember the smell.
Of a chocolate cake with icing.
Strawberries,caramel.
With its heavenly smell and sweet taste.
With chocolate filled inside paste.
I remember when we used to make them all by ourselves.
Jam inbetween,dipped in chocolate.
And then dipped in sprinkles.
I remember the Christmas I ate all this chocolate.
All alone.
I...
Of when I was wild and free.
I remember the tremble,the feeling of having them near me.
I still remember the taste,and I still remember the smell.
Of a chocolate cake with icing.
Strawberries,caramel.
With its heavenly smell and sweet taste.
With chocolate filled inside paste.
I remember when we used to make them all by ourselves.
Jam inbetween,dipped in chocolate.
And then dipped in sprinkles.
I remember the Christmas I ate all this chocolate.
All alone.
I...
#food
#happiness
#hope #uplifting
#hope #uplifting
142 reads
0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
10th Aug 2024 10:57am
10th Aug 2024 10:57am
The Perfect Crime
They were married for a very long time
Minimal love for one another
Both daydreamed about the perfect crime.
A poor swimmer she was at best
He thought of submerging her deep
An expeditious agonizing death.
He enjoyed her cooking and anything she made
She thought of poisoning his food
Wild Mushrooms, drain cleaners or a can of raid.
One day they went walking on the beach
The ocean was violent
Waves crashing within an arms reach
She made a picnic basket full of joy
Pie, sandwiches and soda
She said to...
Minimal love for one another
Both daydreamed about the perfect crime.
A poor swimmer she was at best
He thought of submerging her deep
An expeditious agonizing death.
He enjoyed her cooking and anything she made
She thought of poisoning his food
Wild Mushrooms, drain cleaners or a can of raid.
One day they went walking on the beach
The ocean was violent
Waves crashing within an arms reach
She made a picnic basket full of joy
Pie, sandwiches and soda
She said to...
#death
#food
#marriage
#rhyming
#tragedy
99 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
31st Jul 2024 11:08am
31st Jul 2024 11:08am
Bring your appetite!
Hey my friend
What's up?
Thanks for having my girlfriend & I over for a BBQ
By the way, where is your wife?
"Oh she's in the closet, gagged, raped & beaten to death"
Where's the dog?
"Cooking right now in the oven"
Where's the kids?
"Timmy's in the ice box, he's for dessert"
"Willy's partially in the BBQ cooking right now"
"Oh and Billy, he's buried behind the shed"
"Hope you have an appetite!!"
What's up?
Thanks for having my girlfriend & I over for a BBQ
By the way, where is your wife?
"Oh she's in the closet, gagged, raped & beaten to death"
Where's the dog?
"Cooking right now in the oven"
Where's the kids?
"Timmy's in the ice box, he's for dessert"
"Willy's partially in the BBQ cooking right now"
"Oh and Billy, he's buried behind the shed"
"Hope you have an appetite!!"
#family
#food
#horror
#MentalHealth
#murder
158 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
30th Jul 2024 7:44pm
30th Jul 2024 7:44pm
Be Healthy, Avoid GMO's
Take my order while you serve me
I don't like you or this food
How I got here, Not to sure
One bad trip, unlocked this door
I'm not feeling so fine
My stomach is cursed,
I committed a crime
Take me to that place where the elephants flew
Dolphins walked, swimming kangaroo's
I wouldn't mind if they all spoke to me
Maybe like playing charades
Sharks burrowing in trees
I've visited this place a few times in the last week
I needed a passport to meet with myself
He didn't understand me, I don't speak...
I don't like you or this food
How I got here, Not to sure
One bad trip, unlocked this door
I'm not feeling so fine
My stomach is cursed,
I committed a crime
Take me to that place where the elephants flew
Dolphins walked, swimming kangaroo's
I wouldn't mind if they all spoke to me
Maybe like playing charades
Sharks burrowing in trees
I've visited this place a few times in the last week
I needed a passport to meet with myself
He didn't understand me, I don't speak...
#food
#illness
#nightmares
#TruthOfLife
#utopia
121 reads
2 Comments
Liziantus-Marantus
Poem Published
24th Jul 2024 11:06am
24th Jul 2024 11:06am
Dessert
I really like tiramisu cake.
Because my smile when I eat is not fake.
With creamy mascarpone,coffee bits.
Eating pure bliss while listening to funky beats.
Or maybe a chocolate sundae.
The chocolate made of magic and bliss.
it makes you smile,feel happy.
And reminds you of the flavours you miss.
Flavours you tasted as a child.
When you were still not tame,but wild.
Or perhaps a banana sundae.
Whipped cream,sugarcream.
While I share it with the one I love.
And talking about the times we've had.
Or...
Because my smile when I eat is not fake.
With creamy mascarpone,coffee bits.
Eating pure bliss while listening to funky beats.
Or maybe a chocolate sundae.
The chocolate made of magic and bliss.
it makes you smile,feel happy.
And reminds you of the flavours you miss.
Flavours you tasted as a child.
When you were still not tame,but wild.
Or perhaps a banana sundae.
Whipped cream,sugarcream.
While I share it with the one I love.
And talking about the times we've had.
Or...
#food
#happiness
#uplifting
112 reads
0 Comments
Abracadabra
Poem Published
17th Jul 2024 10:51am
17th Jul 2024 10:51am
*Supersize Dreaming*
https://tinyurl.com/yfvndhw6
To me it doesn't matter
if I'm fatter than a pear
or if my bum is twice as wide
as this midriff that I bare...
To me it doesn't matter
if I'm fatter than a pear
or if my bum is twice as wide
as this midriff that I bare...
#food
#unicorns
122 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Jul 2024 8:22pm
12th Jul 2024 8:22pm
Come & Get It!!!
Y'all like my big black BBQ grill that's 9 x 9
Raise my own steers and hogs
Slaughter, slice, and eat all the time
I'm a meat eaten motherfucker 3 squares a day
Give me a weak defenseless creature
And I'll make them pay
See the flames flickering and crackling
As they dance on flesh
Trimmed & lean USDA
We demand the best
Naked nubiles dance by firelight
As we wait to eat
Serve it up on gilded platters
Rare & saucy sweet
Raise my own steers and hogs
Slaughter, slice, and eat all the time
I'm a meat eaten motherfucker 3 squares a day
Give me a weak defenseless creature
And I'll make them pay
See the flames flickering and crackling
As they dance on flesh
Trimmed & lean USDA
We demand the best
Naked nubiles dance by firelight
As we wait to eat
Serve it up on gilded platters
Rare & saucy sweet
#animals
#food
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
121 reads
4 Comments
DU Poetry : Poems About Food Seeking Honest Critique
