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Bring your appetite!
Hey my friend
What's up?
Thanks for having my girlfriend & I over for a BBQ
By the way, where is your wife?
"Oh she's in the closet, gagged, raped & beaten to death"
Where's the dog?
"Cooking right now in the oven"
Where's the kids?
"Timmy's in the ice box, he's for dessert"
"Willy's partially in the BBQ cooking right now"
"Oh and Billy, he's buried behind the shed"
"Hope you have an appetite!!"
What's up?
Thanks for having my girlfriend & I over for a BBQ
By the way, where is your wife?
"Oh she's in the closet, gagged, raped & beaten to death"
Where's the dog?
"Cooking right now in the oven"
Where's the kids?
"Timmy's in the ice box, he's for dessert"
"Willy's partially in the BBQ cooking right now"
"Oh and Billy, he's buried behind the shed"
"Hope you have an appetite!!"
Published 31st Jul 2024
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31st Jul 2024 12:16pm
31st Jul 2024 12:26pm
Yes. Make sure when you go to anyone's home that you know exactly what there cooking and where did their meats come from.
Thanks for the read & comment
Thanks for the read & comment
31st Jul 2024 12:27pm
31st Jul 2024 12:29pm
HA! Yeah Arby's has the meats and who really knows where there coming from. Toxic Diarrhea!
31st Jul 2024 8:25pm
31st Jul 2024 8:46pm
31st Jul 2024 8:48pm
31st Jul 2024 8:57pm
Actually you know what. Bring yourself, some of your poetry and any people you don't like and I'll cook them just for you!
31st Jul 2024 8:58pm
31st Jul 2024 9:08pm
HA! Well not to large. Take a limb from each person you despise and we'll grill it up to your liking.
