Poems About Dating by Top Critiquers
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Poems about dating by top critiquers. Poems written by members who have given lots of feedback to other poets this month.
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Mr Karswell
Mr Karswell
Poem Published
24th Mar 2023 7:38pm
24th Mar 2023 7:38pm
Men: An X-Rated Guide
The Nordics are firm
and of godly features,
from philtrum to pecs
they’re carnal creatures.
But Frenchmen are filth
in ways unbeknownst.
A Frenchman’ll cream
and put milk on your toast.
And posh British lads
are in sodomy versed,
it’s almost as if those lads
have rehearsed.
Spare a thought, though,
for poor British men.
They’ll run round the back
and smash your doors in.
So if demolishing’s what you need,
of my biases take heed,
forget the Nords, ...
and of godly features,
from philtrum to pecs
they’re carnal creatures.
But Frenchmen are filth
in ways unbeknownst.
A Frenchman’ll cream
and put milk on your toast.
And posh British lads
are in sodomy versed,
it’s almost as if those lads
have rehearsed.
Spare a thought, though,
for poor British men.
They’ll run round the back
and smash your doors in.
So if demolishing’s what you need,
of my biases take heed,
forget the Nords, ...
#sex
#parody
#funny #dating
#funny #dating
334 reads
2 Comments
Connotation
Poem Published
27th Oct 2023 2:47am
27th Oct 2023 2:47am
Trolling the Stream
Trolling the stream, watch the yuppies go in circles.
Shallow rollers, biting the cast with the current, turning inward with the tide.
Exposed for catfish, bellies in the waves.
For bottom feeders, down the flow, over rocky terrain, unknown.
They also bite when it rains, or if there's assumed bait.
Skip a rock, watch the ripples, and they look to feed.
Hook, line, and sinker - caught.
Used for bigger fish in deep, still waters.
Shallow rollers, biting the cast with the current, turning inward with the tide.
Exposed for catfish, bellies in the waves.
For bottom feeders, down the flow, over rocky terrain, unknown.
They also bite when it rains, or if there's assumed bait.
Skip a rock, watch the ripples, and they look to feed.
Hook, line, and sinker - caught.
Used for bigger fish in deep, still waters.
#technology
#prose
#metaphor
#philosophical
#dating
169 reads
2 Comments
Mars_August
Mars August
Mars August
Poem Published
28th Dec 2024 10:56pm
28th Dec 2024 10:56pm
A Still Life, What Becomes of the Fruit
All anyone wants to do
is split me,
thumbs in middle to part
through skin tender
as a mandarin’s,
peel me back
to see my center,
drink from both halves,
leave the fruit exposed
to rot and then ask me
if I really expected
more
is split me,
thumbs in middle to part
through skin tender
as a mandarin’s,
peel me back
to see my center,
drink from both halves,
leave the fruit exposed
to rot and then ask me
if I really expected
more
#anger
#dating
#fear
#lust
#sex
177 reads
4 Comments
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
24th Nov 2024 7:50pm
24th Nov 2024 7:50pm
Make Sure That He Truly Loves You
Be proud to be who
you are even if you are
embracing a shirtless guy.
And don't forget to
make sure that he truly loves
you before getting married.
you are even if you are
embracing a shirtless guy.
And don't forget to
make sure that he truly loves
you before getting married.
#dating
#dialogue
#kindness
#lover
#sensual
136 reads
7 Comments
Kaden_Malis
Kaden Malis
Kaden Malis
Poem Published
21st Jan 2022 00:29am
21st Jan 2022 00:29am
The dance
I fell into the sultry smoke
Of her heavenly eyes
Hoping for a chance to see
Her fleeting flirtatious smile
She guides my hands to her hips
In an effortless slow motion way
And we glide thru the stars
In a soft hypnotic sway
Of her heavenly eyes
Hoping for a chance to see
Her fleeting flirtatious smile
She guides my hands to her hips
In an effortless slow motion way
And we glide thru the stars
In a soft hypnotic sway
#love
#romantic
#beauty
#FallingInLove
#dating
739 reads
6 Comments
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