Poems About Dating Published by Members Recently Online
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Poems about dating published by members recently online.
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Mr Karswell
Mr Karswell
Poem Published
24th Mar 2023 7:38pm
24th Mar 2023 7:38pm
Men: An X-Rated Guide
The Nordics are firm
and of godly features,
from philtrum to pecs
they’re carnal creatures.
But Frenchmen are filth
in ways unbeknownst.
A Frenchman’ll cream
and put milk on your toast.
And posh British lads
are in sodomy versed,
it’s almost as if those lads
have rehearsed.
Spare a thought, though,
for poor British men.
They’ll run round the back
and smash your doors in.
So if demolishing’s what you need,
of my biases take heed,
forget the Nords, ...
and of godly features,
from philtrum to pecs
they’re carnal creatures.
But Frenchmen are filth
in ways unbeknownst.
A Frenchman’ll cream
and put milk on your toast.
And posh British lads
are in sodomy versed,
it’s almost as if those lads
have rehearsed.
Spare a thought, though,
for poor British men.
They’ll run round the back
and smash your doors in.
So if demolishing’s what you need,
of my biases take heed,
forget the Nords, ...
#sex
#parody
#funny #dating
#funny #dating
334 reads
2 Comments
TheOralizer
Poem Published
12th Sep 2023 11:08pm
12th Sep 2023 11:08pm
I WISH YOU KNEW
#FallingInLove
#admiration
#dating #crush
#dating #crush
234 reads
4 Comments
TheOralizer
Poem Published
12th Sep 2023 11:08pm
12th Sep 2023 11:08pm
I WISH YOU KNEW
#FallingInLove
#admiration
#dating #crush
#dating #crush
234 reads
4 Comments
TheOralizer
Poem Published
12th Sep 2023 11:08pm
12th Sep 2023 11:08pm
I WISH YOU KNEW
#FallingInLove
#admiration
#dating #crush
#dating #crush
234 reads
4 Comments
TheOralizer
Poem Published
12th Sep 2023 11:08pm
12th Sep 2023 11:08pm
I WISH YOU KNEW
#FallingInLove
#admiration
#dating #crush
#dating #crush
234 reads
4 Comments
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
24th Nov 2024 7:50pm
24th Nov 2024 7:50pm
Make Sure That He Truly Loves You
Be proud to be who
you are even if you are
embracing a shirtless guy.
And don't forget to
make sure that he truly loves
you before getting married.
you are even if you are
embracing a shirtless guy.
And don't forget to
make sure that he truly loves
you before getting married.
#dating
#dialogue
#kindness
#lover
#sensual
137 reads
7 Comments
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
24th Nov 2024 7:50pm
24th Nov 2024 7:50pm
Make Sure That He Truly Loves You
Be proud to be who
you are even if you are
embracing a shirtless guy.
And don't forget to
make sure that he truly loves
you before getting married.
you are even if you are
embracing a shirtless guy.
And don't forget to
make sure that he truly loves
you before getting married.
#dating
#dialogue
#kindness
#lover
#sensual
137 reads
7 Comments
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
24th Nov 2024 7:50pm
24th Nov 2024 7:50pm
Make Sure That He Truly Loves You
Be proud to be who
you are even if you are
embracing a shirtless guy.
And don't forget to
make sure that he truly loves
you before getting married.
you are even if you are
embracing a shirtless guy.
And don't forget to
make sure that he truly loves
you before getting married.
#dating
#dialogue
#kindness
#lover
#sensual
137 reads
7 Comments
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
24th Nov 2024 7:50pm
24th Nov 2024 7:50pm
Make Sure That He Truly Loves You
Be proud to be who
you are even if you are
embracing a shirtless guy.
And don't forget to
make sure that he truly loves
you before getting married.
you are even if you are
embracing a shirtless guy.
And don't forget to
make sure that he truly loves
you before getting married.
#dating
#dialogue
#kindness
#lover
#sensual
137 reads
7 Comments
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
24th Nov 2024 7:50pm
24th Nov 2024 7:50pm
Make Sure That He Truly Loves You
Be proud to be who
you are even if you are
embracing a shirtless guy.
And don't forget to
make sure that he truly loves
you before getting married.
you are even if you are
embracing a shirtless guy.
And don't forget to
make sure that he truly loves
you before getting married.
#dating
#dialogue
#kindness
#lover
#sensual
137 reads
7 Comments
Paulajobi
Paula Jobi
Paula Jobi
Poem Published
19th Jan 2025 3:45pm
19th Jan 2025 3:45pm
Wow! A date!
Just thinking to myself...
this bitch is getting
dinner and a movie!
He's looking for action!
Sorry if that offends you...
am I being greedy
to take what's offered?
Yah! Dinner and a movie!
We hit Denny's.
I order steak and shrimp.
Shame they don't serve alcohol.
He picks an action movie.
Large drink and candy -
I'm not into picking popcorn
out of my teeth. I love sweets.
Sweet tarts are my favorite!
Guys love when you
turn your tongue blue
and ask them if they've
ever...
this bitch is getting
dinner and a movie!
He's looking for action!
Sorry if that offends you...
am I being greedy
to take what's offered?
Yah! Dinner and a movie!
We hit Denny's.
I order steak and shrimp.
Shame they don't serve alcohol.
He picks an action movie.
Large drink and candy -
I'm not into picking popcorn
out of my teeth. I love sweets.
Sweet tarts are my favorite!
Guys love when you
turn your tongue blue
and ask them if they've
ever...
#dating
#sex
88 reads
3 Comments
Paulajobi
Paula Jobi
Paula Jobi
Poem Published
19th Jan 2025 3:45pm
19th Jan 2025 3:45pm
Wow! A date!
Just thinking to myself...
this bitch is getting
dinner and a movie!
He's looking for action!
Sorry if that offends you...
am I being greedy
to take what's offered?
Yah! Dinner and a movie!
We hit Denny's.
I order steak and shrimp.
Shame they don't serve alcohol.
He picks an action movie.
Large drink and candy -
I'm not into picking popcorn
out of my teeth. I love sweets.
Sweet tarts are my favorite!
Guys love when you
turn your tongue blue
and ask them if they've
ever...
this bitch is getting
dinner and a movie!
He's looking for action!
Sorry if that offends you...
am I being greedy
to take what's offered?
Yah! Dinner and a movie!
We hit Denny's.
I order steak and shrimp.
Shame they don't serve alcohol.
He picks an action movie.
Large drink and candy -
I'm not into picking popcorn
out of my teeth. I love sweets.
Sweet tarts are my favorite!
Guys love when you
turn your tongue blue
and ask them if they've
ever...
#dating
#sex
88 reads
3 Comments
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