Poems About Cats Seeking Honest Critique
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Poems about cats seeking honest critique. Honest feedback has been requested for these poems.
Kit Kat
I have a cat
That drives me crazy
And never lets me sleep
She runs around
Chasing ghosts
And chews on cardboard boxes
Her claws are pointy
Her teeth are sharp
I’ve definitely been impaled
But she is cute
When she cuddles
And curls up on my pillow
That doesn’t excuse
Her shitty behavior
That causes me to yell
I must admit
She’s damn adorable
And that gets her out of trouble
But I can’t be angry
At the cutest cat
That is so fucking lovable
That drives me crazy
And never lets me sleep
She runs around
Chasing ghosts
And chews on cardboard boxes
Her claws are pointy
Her teeth are sharp
I’ve definitely been impaled
But she is cute
When she cuddles
And curls up on my pillow
That doesn’t excuse
Her shitty behavior
That causes me to yell
I must admit
She’s damn adorable
And that gets her out of trouble
But I can’t be angry
At the cutest cat
That is so fucking lovable
#cats
#animals
#NaPoWriMo2021
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KITTIES
Kitties are the cutest scourge
To ever hit the earth
So scorned that stopping a cat
From becoming a parent
= getting it “fixed”
A group of them
Is called a litter
Which also means trash
Or place that cats poop
Few domesticated critters
Are easier to lose
In couch cushions
And laundry loads
Kitties have it hard
Seriously you want
To bring one of these
Peeping pestilences
Into our house?
To ever hit the earth
So scorned that stopping a cat
From becoming a parent
= getting it “fixed”
A group of them
Is called a litter
Which also means trash
Or place that cats poop
Few domesticated critters
Are easier to lose
In couch cushions
And laundry loads
Kitties have it hard
Seriously you want
To bring one of these
Peeping pestilences
Into our house?
#cats
#satirical
#NaPoWriMo2021
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Moxie...and the vet
Moxie...and Dr Solomon...
This is a very short tail…
...about a cat...
The vet came out to see
Moxie one day…
Things went just fine
until...
The vet reached out to
pick him up…
That was when Moxie
tried to eat him…
This is a very short tail…
...about a cat...
The vet came out to see
Moxie one day…
Things went just fine
until...
The vet reached out to
pick him up…
That was when Moxie
tried to eat him…
#cats
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THE NINTH LIFE
THE NINTH LIFE
The creature ran out into the road, a sprinting shadow of charcoal leaps into the darkness. I saw a mere glimpse of three leaps before it was seen by the edge of the headlight beams.
"NO! NO!! NOooo!!!!!! " I yelled out from the passenger seat before this creature vanished from sight.
THUD!!!!!!!!
"Just keep driving Dianne"
"What?"
"YOU just hit a cat, just go, don't look back."
"That was a cat?"
"I saw him running out in the road at the last minute, you didn't, Its not your fault, just go on....
The creature ran out into the road, a sprinting shadow of charcoal leaps into the darkness. I saw a mere glimpse of three leaps before it was seen by the edge of the headlight beams.
"NO! NO!! NOooo!!!!!! " I yelled out from the passenger seat before this creature vanished from sight.
THUD!!!!!!!!
"Just keep driving Dianne"
"What?"
"YOU just hit a cat, just go, don't look back."
"That was a cat?"
"I saw him running out in the road at the last minute, you didn't, Its not your fault, just go on....
#grief
#dark
#cats #redemption
#cats #redemption
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WHEN THE ANTS CAME TO FEAST

#cats
#animals
#birds #nature
#birds #nature
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Exploring
Puppy and kitten
The cutest little duo
Ready to explore
The cutest little duo
Ready to explore
#dogs
#cats
#animals #nature
#animals #nature
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Ninja
Woof
woof, woof
woof, woof, woof
That's Ninja
He's on lawn and road patrol
He's at his station
at the living room window
He's very good at what he does
He takes his job seriosly
and he performs his duties proudly
and quite diligently
ever ready to protect
his master and his forever home
Fortunately, I 've been warned
about the men in big trucks
forever stealing our trash
and unwanted leftovers
sitting curb side
And the menacing looking...
woof, woof
woof, woof, woof
That's Ninja
He's on lawn and road patrol
He's at his station
at the living room window
He's very good at what he does
He takes his job seriosly
and he performs his duties proudly
and quite diligently
ever ready to protect
his master and his forever home
Fortunately, I 've been warned
about the men in big trucks
forever stealing our trash
and unwanted leftovers
sitting curb side
And the menacing looking...
#dogs
#cats
#animals
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Honky White Trash Kitty-cat
I was sitting in my easy chair
my feet upon the pouf…
heels resting on a cushion…
'twas the best beneath this roof
Deep into a mystery
I was buried in the book…when
round the corner Honky came
he had that cat-crazed look...
He galloped through the dining room and pelted down the hall...by the time he reached the living room
speed had him in it's thrall...
Here is where... I red my book... as Honk came round the corner
headed for the cushion...on the pouf
next to my feet…
Yon cat leapt up into the air ...
my feet upon the pouf…
heels resting on a cushion…
'twas the best beneath this roof
Deep into a mystery
I was buried in the book…when
round the corner Honky came
he had that cat-crazed look...
He galloped through the dining room and pelted down the hall...by the time he reached the living room
speed had him in it's thrall...
Here is where... I red my book... as Honk came round the corner
headed for the cushion...on the pouf
next to my feet…
Yon cat leapt up into the air ...
#cats
#animals
#nature #funny
#nature #funny
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Remote...
Cats are a learning experience...
Moxie has taught us so much...the other day...after training us to be the resident door opening remotes…
His Lordship demonstrated how he opens the front door... the screen door... the French doors ...and... the bedroom door…
What in Hell does he need a remote for?
Moxie has taught us so much...the other day...after training us to be the resident door opening remotes…
His Lordship demonstrated how he opens the front door... the screen door... the French doors ...and... the bedroom door…
What in Hell does he need a remote for?
#technology
#cats
#learning #funny
#learning #funny
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Kibble and My Two Bits
Behold the witching hour.
Spells cast in the past
come back to haunt and
taunt a mind already weakened
by the long day.
Cats in hats bat at a face that's
been disgraced
they want food, they dont care
about shitty moods
so you're forced to get up anyways.
Mirror, mirror on the shelf
fuck you for making me
look at myself, I already
know who I am, I don't like
Green Eggs and Ham, give
me a bagel with everything.
Spells cast in the past
come back to haunt and
taunt a mind already weakened
by the long day.
Cats in hats bat at a face that's
been disgraced
they want food, they dont care
about shitty moods
so you're forced to get up anyways.
Mirror, mirror on the shelf
fuck you for making me
look at myself, I already
know who I am, I don't like
Green Eggs and Ham, give
me a bagel with everything.
#anxiety
#dreams
#LifeStruggles #cats
#LifeStruggles #cats
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Pretty Butterfly (haiku)
Pretty butterfly
Flying low among the plants
Ends in a Cat's mouth
Wings flutter wildly
Hanging between two sharp fangs
Like a black moustache
Flying low among the plants
Ends in a Cat's mouth
Wings flutter wildly
Hanging between two sharp fangs
Like a black moustache
#cats
#butterfly
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Senryu #44 to what lengths...
what lengths
will you go to...
avoid...disturbing the cat
will you go to...
avoid...disturbing the cat
#love
#cats
#addiction
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DU Poetry : Poems About Cats Seeking Honest Critique