Valentines Day Published by Members Recently Online Poems
#ValentinesDay
If I Was Cupid...
If I was Cupid…
I’d make two of the most hateful manliest homophobes
Feel something for each other in their souls
So that their core beliefs would rock in their foundations
And that their erections couldn’t be controlled
Whenever they looked into each other’s eyes
If I was Cupid…
I’d make two people from different faiths and creeds
Who have hatred and bigotry for each other’s cultures
Fall in love to the point they couldn’t stand to be apart
So that they would realize religion doesn’t really count
When it comes to matters...
I’d make two of the most hateful manliest homophobes
Feel something for each other in their souls
So that their core beliefs would rock in their foundations
And that their erections couldn’t be controlled
Whenever they looked into each other’s eyes
If I was Cupid…
I’d make two people from different faiths and creeds
Who have hatred and bigotry for each other’s cultures
Fall in love to the point they couldn’t stand to be apart
So that they would realize religion doesn’t really count
When it comes to matters...
#love
#romantic
#ValentinesDay #funny
#ValentinesDay #funny
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The Other VD
Today is the day
Valentine's Day everyone
Grab your partner and have a great time
When ordering at that fancy restaurant
Make sure when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
There's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
To all at DUP, have a great evening.
Valentine's Day everyone
Grab your partner and have a great time
When ordering at that fancy restaurant
Make sure when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
There's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
To all at DUP, have a great evening.
#love
#ValentinesDay
#illness
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The Other VD
Today is the day
Valentine's Day everyone
Grab your partner and have a great time
When ordering at that fancy restaurant
Make sure when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
There's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
To all at DUP, have a great evening.
Valentine's Day everyone
Grab your partner and have a great time
When ordering at that fancy restaurant
Make sure when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
There's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
To all at DUP, have a great evening.
#love
#ValentinesDay
#illness
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The Other VD
Today is the day
Valentine's Day everyone
Grab your partner and have a great time
When ordering at that fancy restaurant
Make sure when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
There's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
To all at DUP, have a great evening.
Valentine's Day everyone
Grab your partner and have a great time
When ordering at that fancy restaurant
Make sure when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
There's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
To all at DUP, have a great evening.
#love
#ValentinesDay
#illness
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Empty Valentine…except
I wanted to compose
The perfect Valentine’s Day poem
To properly express
my love, care and affection
Yet lately,
words don’t fall together quite right
I come up empty-lipped
With nothing but dry tears
and sighs to offer
I wanted to prepare
The perfect image in your mind
Of my wishes & desires
In your company
But the picture wouldn’t pose
The colors bled together
Into a muddy blackened blur
And the beauty
I wished for you to see
Eluded you & me
I’m sorry
I...
The perfect Valentine’s Day poem
To properly express
my love, care and affection
Yet lately,
words don’t fall together quite right
I come up empty-lipped
With nothing but dry tears
and sighs to offer
I wanted to prepare
The perfect image in your mind
Of my wishes & desires
In your company
But the picture wouldn’t pose
The colors bled together
Into a muddy blackened blur
And the beauty
I wished for you to see
Eluded you & me
I’m sorry
I...
#sadness
#ILoveYou
#ValentinesDay #FeelingLost
#ValentinesDay #FeelingLost
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Empty Valentine…except
I wanted to compose
The perfect Valentine’s Day poem
To properly express
my love, care and affection
Yet lately,
words don’t fall together quite right
I come up empty-lipped
With nothing but dry tears
and sighs to offer
I wanted to prepare
The perfect image in your mind
Of my wishes & desires
In your company
But the picture wouldn’t pose
The colors bled together
Into a muddy blackened blur
And the beauty
I wished for you to see
Eluded you & me
I’m sorry
I...
The perfect Valentine’s Day poem
To properly express
my love, care and affection
Yet lately,
words don’t fall together quite right
I come up empty-lipped
With nothing but dry tears
and sighs to offer
I wanted to prepare
The perfect image in your mind
Of my wishes & desires
In your company
But the picture wouldn’t pose
The colors bled together
Into a muddy blackened blur
And the beauty
I wished for you to see
Eluded you & me
I’m sorry
I...
#sadness
#ILoveYou
#ValentinesDay #FeelingLost
#ValentinesDay #FeelingLost
271 reads
Empty Valentine…except
I wanted to compose
The perfect Valentine’s Day poem
To properly express
my love, care and affection
Yet lately,
words don’t fall together quite right
I come up empty-lipped
With nothing but dry tears
and sighs to offer
I wanted to prepare
The perfect image in your mind
Of my wishes & desires
In your company
But the picture wouldn’t pose
The colors bled together
Into a muddy blackened blur
And the beauty
I wished for you to see
Eluded you & me
I’m sorry
I...
The perfect Valentine’s Day poem
To properly express
my love, care and affection
Yet lately,
words don’t fall together quite right
I come up empty-lipped
With nothing but dry tears
and sighs to offer
I wanted to prepare
The perfect image in your mind
Of my wishes & desires
In your company
But the picture wouldn’t pose
The colors bled together
Into a muddy blackened blur
And the beauty
I wished for you to see
Eluded you & me
I’m sorry
I...
#sadness
#ILoveYou
#ValentinesDay #FeelingLost
#ValentinesDay #FeelingLost
271 reads
Empty Valentine…except
I wanted to compose
The perfect Valentine’s Day poem
To properly express
my love, care and affection
Yet lately,
words don’t fall together quite right
I come up empty-lipped
With nothing but dry tears
and sighs to offer
I wanted to prepare
The perfect image in your mind
Of my wishes & desires
In your company
But the picture wouldn’t pose
The colors bled together
Into a muddy blackened blur
And the beauty
I wished for you to see
Eluded you & me
I’m sorry
I...
The perfect Valentine’s Day poem
To properly express
my love, care and affection
Yet lately,
words don’t fall together quite right
I come up empty-lipped
With nothing but dry tears
and sighs to offer
I wanted to prepare
The perfect image in your mind
Of my wishes & desires
In your company
But the picture wouldn’t pose
The colors bled together
Into a muddy blackened blur
And the beauty
I wished for you to see
Eluded you & me
I’m sorry
I...
#sadness
#ILoveYou
#ValentinesDay #FeelingLost
#ValentinesDay #FeelingLost
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This Valentine's Day
be your own—
know your worth;
arise from the lost world
of swan-song and youth
Honor your growth
because it's your Truth;
allow this dawn to anoint
your violet voice
Indulge in joy
because you deserve;
cast yourself as belief—
silence the bells tolling
for the loneliness of yore;
Love like you've never
swallowed its honey before
~
know your worth;
arise from the lost world
of swan-song and youth
Honor your growth
because it's your Truth;
allow this dawn to anoint
your violet voice
Indulge in joy
because you deserve;
cast yourself as belief—
silence the bells tolling
for the loneliness of yore;
Love like you've never
swallowed its honey before
~
#love
#kindness
#ValentinesDay
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This Valentine's Day
be your own—
know your worth;
arise from the lost world
of swan-song and youth
Honor your growth
because it's your Truth;
allow this dawn to anoint
your violet voice
Indulge in joy
because you deserve;
cast yourself as belief—
silence the bells tolling
for the loneliness of yore;
Love like you've never
swallowed its honey before
~
know your worth;
arise from the lost world
of swan-song and youth
Honor your growth
because it's your Truth;
allow this dawn to anoint
your violet voice
Indulge in joy
because you deserve;
cast yourself as belief—
silence the bells tolling
for the loneliness of yore;
Love like you've never
swallowed its honey before
~
#love
#kindness
#ValentinesDay
800 reads
30 Comments
This Valentine's Day
be your own—
know your worth;
arise from the lost world
of swan-song and youth
Honor your growth
because it's your Truth;
allow this dawn to anoint
your violet voice
Indulge in joy
because you deserve;
cast yourself as belief—
silence the bells tolling
for the loneliness of yore;
Love like you've never
swallowed its honey before
~
know your worth;
arise from the lost world
of swan-song and youth
Honor your growth
because it's your Truth;
allow this dawn to anoint
your violet voice
Indulge in joy
because you deserve;
cast yourself as belief—
silence the bells tolling
for the loneliness of yore;
Love like you've never
swallowed its honey before
~
#love
#kindness
#ValentinesDay
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etching.
the anticipation
an exquisite suffering
strong and sure
with a scintilla
of surging tenderness
plush softness
that burns so heated
lips to lips
slowly warm
a taste of ambrosia
as tongues unite
caressing deep
a combined essence
marking one another
in their shared
most precious
etching
in that timeless feeling
... of a perfect kiss
an exquisite suffering
strong and sure
with a scintilla
of surging tenderness
plush softness
that burns so heated
lips to lips
slowly warm
a taste of ambrosia
as tongues unite
caressing deep
a combined essence
marking one another
in their shared
most precious
etching
in that timeless feeling
... of a perfect kiss
#love
#ValentinesDay
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DU Poetry : Valentines Day Published by Members Recently Online Poems