Valentines Day Published by Members Recently Online Poems
#ValentinesDay
The Other VD
Today is the day
Valentine's Day everyone
Grab your partner and have a great time
When ordering at that fancy restaurant
Make sure when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
There's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
To all at DUP, have a great evening.
Valentine's Day everyone
Grab your partner and have a great time
When ordering at that fancy restaurant
Make sure when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
There's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
To all at DUP, have a great evening.
#love
#ValentinesDay
#illness
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The Other VD
Today is the day
Valentine's Day everyone
Grab your partner and have a great time
When ordering at that fancy restaurant
Make sure when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
There's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
To all at DUP, have a great evening.
Valentine's Day everyone
Grab your partner and have a great time
When ordering at that fancy restaurant
Make sure when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
There's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
To all at DUP, have a great evening.
#love
#ValentinesDay
#illness
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The Other VD
Today is the day
Valentine's Day everyone
Grab your partner and have a great time
When ordering at that fancy restaurant
Make sure when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
There's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
To all at DUP, have a great evening.
Valentine's Day everyone
Grab your partner and have a great time
When ordering at that fancy restaurant
Make sure when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
There's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
To all at DUP, have a great evening.
#love
#ValentinesDay
#illness
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This Valentine's Day
be your own—
know your worth;
arise from the lost world
of swan-song and youth
Honor your growth
because it's your Truth;
allow this dawn to anoint
your violet voice
Indulge in joy
because you deserve;
cast yourself as belief—
silence the bells tolling
for the loneliness of yore;
Love like you've never
swallowed its honey before
~
know your worth;
arise from the lost world
of swan-song and youth
Honor your growth
because it's your Truth;
allow this dawn to anoint
your violet voice
Indulge in joy
because you deserve;
cast yourself as belief—
silence the bells tolling
for the loneliness of yore;
Love like you've never
swallowed its honey before
~
#love
#kindness
#ValentinesDay
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This Valentine's Day
be your own—
know your worth;
arise from the lost world
of swan-song and youth
Honor your growth
because it's your Truth;
allow this dawn to anoint
your violet voice
Indulge in joy
because you deserve;
cast yourself as belief—
silence the bells tolling
for the loneliness of yore;
Love like you've never
swallowed its honey before
~
know your worth;
arise from the lost world
of swan-song and youth
Honor your growth
because it's your Truth;
allow this dawn to anoint
your violet voice
Indulge in joy
because you deserve;
cast yourself as belief—
silence the bells tolling
for the loneliness of yore;
Love like you've never
swallowed its honey before
~
#love
#kindness
#ValentinesDay
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30 Comments
This Valentine's Day
be your own—
know your worth;
arise from the lost world
of swan-song and youth
Honor your growth
because it's your Truth;
allow this dawn to anoint
your violet voice
Indulge in joy
because you deserve;
cast yourself as belief—
silence the bells tolling
for the loneliness of yore;
Love like you've never
swallowed its honey before
~
know your worth;
arise from the lost world
of swan-song and youth
Honor your growth
because it's your Truth;
allow this dawn to anoint
your violet voice
Indulge in joy
because you deserve;
cast yourself as belief—
silence the bells tolling
for the loneliness of yore;
Love like you've never
swallowed its honey before
~
#love
#kindness
#ValentinesDay
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Haiku/Senryu, Nr.01 — I Promise ...
.. whatever I do
never to stand between you
and the rising sun.
never to stand between you
and the rising sun.
#marriage
#ILoveYou
#ValentinesDay
#haiku
#senryu
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Haiku/Senryu, Nr.01 — I Promise ...
.. whatever I do
never to stand between you
and the rising sun.
never to stand between you
and the rising sun.
#marriage
#ILoveYou
#ValentinesDay
#haiku
#senryu
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Haiku/Senryu, Nr.01 — I Promise ...
.. whatever I do
never to stand between you
and the rising sun.
never to stand between you
and the rising sun.
#marriage
#ILoveYou
#ValentinesDay
#haiku
#senryu
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Haiku/Senryu, Nr.01 — I Promise ...
.. whatever I do
never to stand between you
and the rising sun.
never to stand between you
and the rising sun.
#marriage
#ILoveYou
#ValentinesDay
#haiku
#senryu
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29 Comments
Haiku/Senryu, Nr.01 — I Promise ...
.. whatever I do
never to stand between you
and the rising sun.
never to stand between you
and the rising sun.
#marriage
#ILoveYou
#ValentinesDay
#haiku
#senryu
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29 Comments
Lipstick Valentine
Lipstick Valentine
“Madam, would you please put more milk in my coffee?”
“Of course.”
“But if you will, pour some out first. I like my coffee well milked.”
“That is a funny way of putting it. But I don’t mind.”
“Very nice. Are there any perks to the usual Barista girl services here?”
“I can’t imagine what you mean. Actually, I can but prefer not to.”
“Well let me jog your imagination. Would you be so kind as to leave a lipstick print on my cup? I will compensate you with a generous tip.”
“Not sure I feel comfortable...
“Madam, would you please put more milk in my coffee?”
“Of course.”
“But if you will, pour some out first. I like my coffee well milked.”
“That is a funny way of putting it. But I don’t mind.”
“Very nice. Are there any perks to the usual Barista girl services here?”
“I can’t imagine what you mean. Actually, I can but prefer not to.”
“Well let me jog your imagination. Would you be so kind as to leave a lipstick print on my cup? I will compensate you with a generous tip.”
“Not sure I feel comfortable...
#romantic
#ValentinesDay
#coffee #WilliamShakespeare
#coffee #WilliamShakespeare
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DU Poetry : Valentines Day Published by Members Recently Online Poems