Long Poems About Pop Culture
#PopCulture
Frenchuality
Frenchuality
John comes home with some unsettling news. “Gloria, my TV land wife is with child and wants to be a stay-at-home Mom.”
“You called her wife instead of the leading lady.”
“Think but this, and all is mended, that every pout advertises some lipstick and each wink is a sales pitch for mascara, while kisses are the promise of a lost passion to find its song again with Aloe Vera skin glow.”
“Your kissy-face costar is a sore subject, but not so different from me. You need a new girl on the set.”
...
John comes home with some unsettling news. “Gloria, my TV land wife is with child and wants to be a stay-at-home Mom.”
“You called her wife instead of the leading lady.”
“Think but this, and all is mended, that every pout advertises some lipstick and each wink is a sales pitch for mascara, while kisses are the promise of a lost passion to find its song again with Aloe Vera skin glow.”
“Your kissy-face costar is a sore subject, but not so different from me. You need a new girl on the set.”
...
#love
#marriage
#romantic
#PopCulture
#sensual
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Selachophilia
from 2014
Aye!
Let them come...
those rude & angry points
of misplaced palaver,
let their tongue stones conjoin
to appreciate teeth.
(I only wish to love & die with the sea,
to garden in my coat shagreen.)
Subconscious breeze, blackened under
the blue-grey bullets, like a shark
of words with a silken pirate...
an eye on the coast, in the crabgrass,
a salt-licked high on the skin of a mountain:
a...
Aye!
Let them come...
those rude & angry points
of misplaced palaver,
let their tongue stones conjoin
to appreciate teeth.
(I only wish to love & die with the sea,
to garden in my coat shagreen.)
Subconscious breeze, blackened under
the blue-grey bullets, like a shark
of words with a silken pirate...
an eye on the coast, in the crabgrass,
a salt-licked high on the skin of a mountain:
a...
#love
#PopCulture
#CallToAction #FreeVerse
#CallToAction #FreeVerse
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The Wonderful Naffness of Things
And when the Russian bombs
evaporate us all I’ll think not of
great art or love perhaps,
but the wonderful naffness of things.
1970s sitcoms that lasted one series,
starring John Inman as
a fish-and-chip merchant
who goes to run a bonbon factory,
the jokes so bad they make you smile less.
Channel 4 “youth programming”
that’s really just pathetic pranks
like taking strippers home to mum
and windmilling your cock at passing cars.
The Coke and cooked breakfasts
my mum would bribe me with ...
evaporate us all I’ll think not of
great art or love perhaps,
but the wonderful naffness of things.
1970s sitcoms that lasted one series,
starring John Inman as
a fish-and-chip merchant
who goes to run a bonbon factory,
the jokes so bad they make you smile less.
Channel 4 “youth programming”
that’s really just pathetic pranks
like taking strippers home to mum
and windmilling your cock at passing cars.
The Coke and cooked breakfasts
my mum would bribe me with ...
#war
#humankind
#PopCulture #art
#PopCulture #art
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FILM BIN Amusement (2008)
A chunk of bottom-of-the-barrel trash, Amusement is a nonsensical pseudo-slasher film that often feels like it was loosely cobbled together from bits and pieces found at a studio backlot. Embarrassingly, though, it was probably someone's "vision". (You know a horror film's bad when even genre-obsessed websites like Bloody Disgusting and Gore Press are calling it "disastrous" and "incoherent".) Wikipedia describes it as an "anthology", but I'm tempted to say that that's just a polite way of saying that the story doesn't hang together. It is divided into chapters, much as Quentin Tarantino...
#PopCulture
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Slaughtering Song Lyrics / Unusual Remixes
Part 1:
Aladdin’s “A Whole New World”
+ “Reading Rainbow” mashup.
Books can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, honest, now when did
You last dream of books to buy?
Books can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic book to read
No one to tell us “No!”
Or question us
“You sure you need another?”
A whole new book
A dazzling place we never knew ...
Aladdin’s “A Whole New World”
+ “Reading Rainbow” mashup.
Books can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, honest, now when did
You last dream of books to buy?
Books can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic book to read
No one to tell us “No!”
Or question us
“You sure you need another?”
A whole new book
A dazzling place we never knew ...
#lyrics
#parody
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#PopCulture
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My Culture Fix - 06/07/22
The book I'm reading
A Certain Hunger by Chelsea G Summers, a debut by a Victorian literature PhD about a New York restaurant critic and "female psychopath", a psychological phenomenon which she discusses in the first-person narrative, stylised as a sort of prison diary. She's a cannibalistic serial killer, in her early 50s. The book, therefore, is comparable to both American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis and Hannibal by Thomas Harris, though in my opinion more interesting/funnier than the former and less pulpy than the latter.
The book I wish I had written
Breakfast at...
A Certain Hunger by Chelsea G Summers, a debut by a Victorian literature PhD about a New York restaurant critic and "female psychopath", a psychological phenomenon which she discusses in the first-person narrative, stylised as a sort of prison diary. She's a cannibalistic serial killer, in her early 50s. The book, therefore, is comparable to both American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis and Hannibal by Thomas Harris, though in my opinion more interesting/funnier than the former and less pulpy than the latter.
The book I wish I had written
Breakfast at...
#books
#PopCulture
#culture #nonfiction
#culture #nonfiction
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Start of Showtime, NBA on the rise
Rise of a dynasty Cali style
running, high flying at the Forum
coinciding with my interest in ball
at least on the court filled with decorum
Professor Westhead with the run and gun
tailored made for flashing to the hoop
fast break so beautiful in execution
as if a video played on loop
Start with the “Cap”, Kareem Abdul Jabbar
most consistent scorer ever to play
don’t overlook defense and shot blocking
with a sky hook many a game did he save
Marty Byrnes tenure with the Lakers
brief so not a lot was...
running, high flying at the Forum
coinciding with my interest in ball
at least on the court filled with decorum
Professor Westhead with the run and gun
tailored made for flashing to the hoop
fast break so beautiful in execution
as if a video played on loop
Start with the “Cap”, Kareem Abdul Jabbar
most consistent scorer ever to play
don’t overlook defense and shot blocking
with a sky hook many a game did he save
Marty Byrnes tenure with the Lakers
brief so not a lot was...
#PopCulture
#admiration
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Autopsy of a Slasher Film
We always begin
with original sin. What made him
pick up a knife and walk the streets
like a death-dealing door to door salesman?
(‘Would you like to try one of our knives?
You’ll never leave meat on the bone again.’)
Often it’s humiliation, something
to prick the male ego like a pig’s bladder
and watch it expel air, an old Halloween trick
for “haunted” suburban houses.
Sometimes it’s just grief, or even
mere insanity, alone. Throw in
some Freud, for Good Measure.
...
with original sin. What made him
pick up a knife and walk the streets
like a death-dealing door to door salesman?
(‘Would you like to try one of our knives?
You’ll never leave meat on the bone again.’)
Often it’s humiliation, something
to prick the male ego like a pig’s bladder
and watch it expel air, an old Halloween trick
for “haunted” suburban houses.
Sometimes it’s just grief, or even
mere insanity, alone. Throw in
some Freud, for Good Measure.
...
#dark
#narrative
#PopCulture #art
#PopCulture #art
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Start Me Up (A Night With Charlie)
The audience clapping in awe
The cameo spotlight on the drummer is all we saw
Charlie giving them a show within his own right
Striking the cadence of that batter with all his might
Blue lights dancing across the stage
Cellphones flickering
The drummer’s head turning side-to-side, sweat escaping his hair, his mind engaged
Twirling his wooden sticks through the spaces of his fingers, then hitting that funky beat
Young, old, raising to their feet
Keith Richards stringing his guitar, blending their...
The cameo spotlight on the drummer is all we saw
Charlie giving them a show within his own right
Striking the cadence of that batter with all his might
Blue lights dancing across the stage
Cellphones flickering
The drummer’s head turning side-to-side, sweat escaping his hair, his mind engaged
Twirling his wooden sticks through the spaces of his fingers, then hitting that funky beat
Young, old, raising to their feet
Keith Richards stringing his guitar, blending their...
#memories
#PopCulture
#nostalgia
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Saturday the 14th
based on characters created by Sean S Cunningham and Victor Miller in Friday the 13th
"Camp is what the boy looks forward to in Scouting." - Lord Robert Baden-Powell, founder of Scouting
In the movie that girl chops my head off, but obviously that's bullshit, since you don't survive that. The movie had a lot of bullshit in it, right down to casting that old bitch Betsy Palmer as me. Did they really think that a pampered little actress like that would be strong enough to push an arrow through both a mattress and a young guy's throat? I doubt...
"Camp is what the boy looks forward to in Scouting." - Lord Robert Baden-Powell, founder of Scouting
In the movie that girl chops my head off, but obviously that's bullshit, since you don't survive that. The movie had a lot of bullshit in it, right down to casting that old bitch Betsy Palmer as me. Did they really think that a pampered little actress like that would be strong enough to push an arrow through both a mattress and a young guy's throat? I doubt...
#grief
#scary
#Fanfiction #PopCulture
#Fanfiction #PopCulture
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Sponsorships
Awarding word of mouth and a sell out message
Fifty seconds fifty thousand if you done paid attention
Mobile games and Crypto gains, I won't be the same ever
Foreign bank accounts are filling out from all the endeavors
Marketing at it's finest
I was nine when my cartoons
Had turned into shampoo bottles
Attractive models at Walmart
Cereal boxes and options
To rob a kid parent wallet
Infomercials, I done called in
With attraction to the profit
I was fourteen
When I brought my first product
Loose change, my...
Fifty seconds fifty thousand if you done paid attention
Mobile games and Crypto gains, I won't be the same ever
Foreign bank accounts are filling out from all the endeavors
Marketing at it's finest
I was nine when my cartoons
Had turned into shampoo bottles
Attractive models at Walmart
Cereal boxes and options
To rob a kid parent wallet
Infomercials, I done called in
With attraction to the profit
I was fourteen
When I brought my first product
Loose change, my...
#lyrics
#greed
#rap
#satirical
#PopCulture
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“The Matrix” ... A Poem written By Big Virge 7/8/2020
![restricted poem](/images/extremecontent.jpg)
#relationships
#identity
#humankind
#PopCulture
#art
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DU Poetry : Long Poems About Pop Culture