Since I Won

Since I won the lottery I’ve become good lookin’
Since I won ten million it seems that I’m worth fuckin’
I wonder why? Never was before
Even had trouble pullin’ a whore!
But now I have a load of cash all my jokes are funny
Apparently I sing good too do you think it is the money?
Since I won the lottery this much I can tell
Those sycophantic bastards can go and piss in hell.

When I was broke and lived alone they never came around
Now it’s hi there Joe how are you can you lend ten thousand pound?
It’s not for me Joe you see it’s for my second cousin’s wife
She’s got this mystery illness that’s threatening her life
Yes pal I’ve met the bitch and I know more than you think
The only thing that’s wrong with her she likes too much to drink

My ex wife wants me back again it was all a big mistake
Yeah and you made it baby so go jump in the lake
I’ve seen the guy she left me for an ugly little bloke
And to make things really hard for her the bastards always broke
But since I got the moolah seems she’s forgiven and forgot
If I let her back into my life she blow the bloody lot
She’s grown so fat and frumpy hard work to look at now
Wouldn’t touch her with a barge pole the ugly grasping cow

I told the boss to shove his job up where the sun don’t shine
And he can stick his paltry wages the greedy little swine
No more the daily slavery those hard graft days are over
I’ll live a life of holiday like rolling in the clover
But I’m not a nasty person I’ve a friend who’s really great
Known him since our school days he’s always been my mate
Billy stuck with me through thick and thin he really has been good
Hasn’t asked me for a penny then I never thought he would
I’ll make sure he’s taken care of and all his family too
‘Cos I value genuine friendship and my loyalty holds true