Fuck you, the dog keeps his balls

I have a pitch black pup
named Beryl.
Mixed breed of Lab, Shar Pei
and probably pit.
Most peope see a pit
draped in a few extra folds.
Most people stop to tell me
how beautiful he is,
but at the base senses
most people are scared of him.
Some to a nearly soiled under-seat.
 
He is 14months old, bout 85pounds
and has grown into the deep bark
of any male mammal that has testicles
as big as worlds
brimming with a million big bangs.
But,
we live in the suburbs
and ain't much room for full-blown balls
around here.
 
Last year
when we got him
we were on a farm,
it made sense to let balls be balls.
Life don't clip itself as tidy on a farm.
And when they dropped
they did so with a thud.
Ask my ol' lady,
never has a man been so proud
of his boy
as when my dogs nuts
came to bloom.
 
So, here now in the burbs
where I constantly hear,  
"It's for his benefit"
to castrate him
because of "health"
"behaviour"
"unlimited fucking devotion"
I weigh and appreciate these suggestions,
but moreso want to pull my dick out
to stuff into the mouths
of these eager advisers