Jack'll Always Have My Back (Drinking Competition)

Jack'll Always Have My Back

Jack will always have my back
Keep your faithful loving wives
And all your flaunted social ties
I don't need me none of that

Coz jack will always have my back

When I'm feeling hot under the collar
His rocky dry ice will cool me
And when I'm knocked down and left for cold
That same ice will soothe and lift me

Who needs those 'loyal' friends
No ones ever had my back like jack
Fuck kung fu, it ain't got shit on the
trusty moves he taught me
My main man has been my mentor
Under his wing is where I'm always safe

Think you can take me on?
Well just wait till jack gets here
Think I can't go till dawn?
Jack'll teach you better dear

There's nothing he can't do
He's that father figure that'll never let you down
He was there when I learned to drive
To this day his presence reassures me

He's always there to hide my vulnerabilities
When life, love and circumstance
Huddle in their corner and collaboratively conspire
Jacks the first one by my side

With his steady hand resting on my shoulder
My buddy never needs to ask
He'll get in his car and offer me a ride
So he and I can leave the world behind