Boredom

exercising demons on treadmills
they like the burn

Jesus is in the rose garden
genetically modified, no thrones

Eve's famous apple pie
dusted with arsenic

Adams rib has been removed
so he can suck his own dick

Cain killed his brother
he was able to, it was easy like 1-2-3

Batman slipped in some guano
he claimed it was not his

Robin wants bacon, well done
no eggs unless they are fertilized

the owl went to sea with the pussycat
in something pee green

the pussycat pushed the owl over
took all the money and the honey

Orpheus's lyre is floating down a river
with his head, how poetic

Eurydice waits in Hades for her husbands return
she brushes the snakes nest from her hair

Sid got his first hit from Nancy
falling deeply in love

Nancy knows its til death do they part
she is stabbed, he overdosed stopped his heart

Zeus hisses like a swan
he gets a hard on

Leda lays two eggs
hatching twins, Polydeuces

My brain has exploded
leaving shit like this everywhere
sorry....sort of....