cleptomania

I had experienced the most strange thing that happened to me! It was like a dream a pleasant one indeed, but nice comes with bad  and bad comes comes with nice. I felt incredible in some way and probably bored to death since some object i stole were so useless, incredibley useless...... i can’t do anything with it. Felt like i wanted to eat my self until the last piece of meat i have in my body. Well i kept it to myself and didn’t do it. This is what happened:
Well last night i broke into some stranger’s house. I hid under a wooden plank, a rotten one for your information. I waited until night time, then my action began. I tiptoed accross the living room, the kitchen and suddenly i arrived to a chest full of treasure, good thing i didn’t fall cause it was so dark and gloomy. I nearly forgot about the cctv that watch me like a huge bulging eye. Then i used my crowbars and bust the chest open. I found a guitar that i thought might be usefull to escape me from my boredom. I thought i could learn but strangely it didn’t work out, so i smashed it into pieces and try to search something else.
After that i bust into another guys house. I looked around the room in disgrace. An empty room, yes i said it, EMPTY, i just couldn’t believe it. But something caught my rounded pair of eye, it was a bust of Shakespear. After a while staring at it I realized that it was useless so, I took it away then Sold it to some guy. I got some greens from selling it. Then i wondered through the streets, it was around 9.00 pm. It was so cold that my hand began to shiver in the coldness, my lips became chapped, and my skin felt ike it would burn in any minute. Something was on my mind, i was thinking  how hard life is. So, I decided to go home and think what should i do about all those things I nicked.
Then i found a snowman in the middle of an empty paved road which is covered by a thin layer of ice. Then i booted it with all of my strength that i had left. Then suddenly a kid crept out of his house and checked on his snowman that i just booted. I quickly hid behind a wooden crate. I quickly ran and hid there. I saw it happen, clearly with my pair of lousy eyes it was so clear that i thought i was in the best part of the world(which i don’t where it is). The kid was crying so hard that i had to let out my ominous smile...... Did i mention that i loved seeing people in greif and sadness? I just can’t believe they called themselves the smartest and the strongest species alive, when the can’t even protect themselves, FROM ME and the grief i cause, oh, i’m flattered.
It felt as if i had a really huge surprise for my birthday present. I was so happy until i had the encouragement and spirit to go on doing that AGAIN!. BEWARE  PEOPLE I’M BACK, ALIVE!!!!!! CAME OUT FROM THE GRAVE OF BOREDOM, JUST NOW!!!!. BRAKING NEWS ON SPOT!!!, NEW HOT TOPIC!!!!!!!!, I’M BACK GUYS, BEWARE!!!!!!!
GUESS WHO’S BACK?, BACK AGAIN, PSYCHO’S BACK, GO TELL A FRIEND!!!!!!!!!

this is based on a poem by carol ann duffy and i modified it to a cleptomaniac's diary. This is my first post so, please forgive me if it's awful.