The hilarity of marriage vows

I take you to be my wedded wife
and say goodbye to any nightlife
with this ring i thee wed
those words should not have been said
then come the words, to have and to hold
only being said to get her hands on some gold
for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health
what she really means is, as long as theres wealth
i promise to be true in good times and in bad
little do you know, your secretly being had
I will love you and honor you all the days of my life
while deep in her mind she is twisting the knife
from this day forward, for better, for worse
its a shame you dont realise these words are a curse
from this day forward, till death us do part
that was the point when she ripped out my heart