I'm Thinking Liquor and Blood

I'm thinking a bottle of Jäger  
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Yeah yummy
Like a glass container of black lickerish
Like liquid snuggles from a deranged kitten
Warm and accepting like a date with rapist objectives
Mmmmm
My favorite kind affection
Numb and full if regret
It tickles me pink
I giggle like a high school girl
With every shot of bitter candy rage
 
Ooooppppss
 
Bottles empty
 
I'm thinking a bottle of Jack  
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Yeah yummy
Makes me think of my home state
It's a mans man drink
A true country girl doesn't need a chaser
Take that shit straight
"Have a shot of whiskey honey, makes ya feel better"
It's the right kind of violent motivater
Feels good to let out all the anger
Like the pleasant burn of cigarette against flesh
 
Uhhhh ohhhh
 
Someone needs to re-up the stash
 
Off to the liquor store
 
I'm thinking a bottle of Tadka
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Yeah repulsive
Like the faces of society
Like starving wolves in a monastery
Reminds me of that song..
What's it called?
Oh yeah, sometimes I get a good feeling
Fuck your good feeling
It should be titled, sometimes I'm full of shit
Ahahahahahahahaha
Alcoholics have a great sense of humor
'Cause that's hysterical
 
What was I doing?
Right, more booze
Screw Vodka
 
I'm thinking a bottle of Jäger  
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Good thing Slick Willies is 24 hours
Might as well grab a six pack while I'm here as well
Surprise! I actually have money, not a complete reject
My I.D.?
Sure take a look
What's that Tammie? I'm not old enough
So your telling me the government won't mind if I spend a month in the pin but I can't have a fucking drink?
You think that's funny bitch!?
Sit behind your fucking register and file your nails and chuckle at the 19 year old
Heh
Heh
Hahaha!
 
Your a riot Tammie
A real fucking clown
But you know I have a funny bone to
You know what triggers it?
That fucking nail file buried in your jugular
And the hot cheeto stains on my sleeves
Thanks for the drinks bitch
Keep the fucking chump change
Oh where are my manners
Have a
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