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FOUND OUT BY WIFE
I’ve heard what you’ve been doing of nights
When you’re away on your business flights.
My claws are up for a few cat fights,
I could punch out these women’s lights
Or strangle them with their tarty tights.
If those tarts have been crawling with mites
Don’t come near me if you erupt in bites:
I’m cutting off your conjugal rights!
When you’re away on your business flights.
My claws are up for a few cat fights,
I could punch out these women’s lights
Or strangle them with their tarty tights.
If those tarts have been crawling with mites
Don’t come near me if you erupt in bites:
I’m cutting off your conjugal rights!
Published 8th Oct 2012
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8th Oct 2012 10:21pm
8th Oct 2012 10:56pm
10th Oct 2012 5:20am
All the men that play away should read this poem before they go on their 'business trip'
Well done!
Well done!
10th Oct 2012 6:40am
