BATH BEFORE DATE

Before my present spouse I met
I practised bathing off day’s sweat,
Got cleanliness to a fine art
On the way to meet a sweetheart.

Maintaining cleanliness of self
Is better for sexual health.
It is respectful to your mate
To bath or shower ere a date

In the last hours before the wait
To meet, then get more intimate.
Put on a perfumed body spray;
Your mate will be up for play.

When fresh clean you’ll feel more flirty
Before getting down and dirty!
In such cleanliness I believe
For getting like Adam and Eve.

To her – your mate o’er you will rave
If your armpits and limbs clean shave,
To give your body that smooth feel
When all to him you do reveal!