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I want a carrot
I like carrots
They're the color orange
I'm eating an orange
But all I want is a carrot
Oh wonderful majestic carrot
Why can I never find you in my fridge
Oh wonderful amazing carrot
You get me where I live
I'd do anything for you, carrot
I'll skip out on redtube and pornhub for a whole month
Just please, please
Please carrot
I really want a carrot
Not your mother's ferret
I want a carrot
And that's the end of it.
They're the color orange
I'm eating an orange
But all I want is a carrot
Oh wonderful majestic carrot
Why can I never find you in my fridge
Oh wonderful amazing carrot
You get me where I live
I'd do anything for you, carrot
I'll skip out on redtube and pornhub for a whole month
Just please, please
Please carrot
I really want a carrot
Not your mother's ferret
I want a carrot
And that's the end of it.
Published 4th Oct 2012
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5th Oct 2012 00:51am
A carrot, but porn not so much? Now, what is the destination of this purported "carrot?"
5th Oct 2012 1:01am
16th Mar 2014 9:33am
