Oh Yeah, That's Right I Don't Have A Dick

You females make me sick, you will do anything
for anyone as long as they have a dick

I don't want to be part of the needy clique
I am so not that type of stupid chick

best friends forever until there's dude
then she cant hang and acts all rude

any man will put her in a good mood
no room for friends when a dick is being pursued

you could be broken down in the rain
she wont come help she would rather give some guy brain

you could twist your ankle and its sprained
she wont visit you, she's at a party and their running a train

you pick her up and take her to see some man
you help her but she wont ever lend a hand

you got tickets to see a band
she leaves with some loser, off to get slammed

she dates a different douche bag every week
you go over and listen while she bubbles and squeaks

she calls you crying and cant even speak
its all over the guy she calls the hot Greek

she needs you to pick her up now
she is upset and about to have a cow

you go get her wearing a scowl
it always reverts back to an asshole somehow

cant count on her for shit
its all because you don't have dick