Shut the front door!

 
 
 
So,you feel really good about yourself when you boast
well, why don't we just raise our glasses for a toast!
now that you're feeling mighty proud and all pumped up
I'm just gonna take a minute of your time to interrupt
is your life so void that talking shit is all you can do?
ever wonder why no one says nothing nice about you?
you should try shuttin' that flappin' fuckin' hole in your face!
maybe then you won't turn a crowded room into vacant space