I'm So Goth

I'm so goth bats pick up my sonar.
I'm so goth I bleed tiny mascara'd guitar players.
I'm so goth I sprinkle staples in my Special K.
I'm so goth my black hoodie, wears a black hoodie.
I'm so goth sunshine burns my soul.
I'm so goth my shadow fears me.
I'm so goth my skin turned alabaster white because I looked at my reflection.
I'm so goth vampires are afraid I'll bite them.
I'm so goth my poetry could make you cry blood.
I'm so goth you think it's funny. You think it's funny because
goth people aren't supposed to feel anything.
But obviously,
I do.