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If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
You've been warned
Don't mess with my friend Betty
You're lucky
She's 6'4 and breathes fire
Favorite expression:
Twatwaffle Mother Fucker
BIG LIKE
Don't mess with my friend Betty
You're lucky
She's 6'4 and breathes fire
Favorite expression:
Twatwaffle Mother Fucker
BIG LIKE
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Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
4th Apr 2025 11:03pm
YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING SHERIFF!
My cunt has a shotgun
and my asshole has teeth!
Thank you my dear friend. You have been ... just a force for cheer and shit-stirring and porn and joy for all these years. I adore you.
Thank you for having my back.
Don't touch my butt.
My cunt has a shotgun
and my asshole has teeth!
Thank you my dear friend. You have been ... just a force for cheer and shit-stirring and porn and joy for all these years. I adore you.
Thank you for having my back.
Don't touch my butt.
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Re: Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
4th Apr 2025 11:09pm
BIG THANKS BETTY
I TRY !!!
YOUR ASS IS SACRED
I WON'T TOUCH IT
MIGHT LICK THOUGH
I TRY !!!
YOUR ASS IS SACRED
I WON'T TOUCH IT
MIGHT LICK THOUGH
Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
4th Apr 2025 11:35pm
You are a bad bad man Gary, but please never stop, Wales loves you.
Yip, there is most certainly'Something about Betty' I love how you can flirt terribly in here within boundaries.
And for the first and probably last time. I award you a BIG LIKE ;)
Yip, there is most certainly'Something about Betty' I love how you can flirt terribly in here within boundaries.
And for the first and probably last time. I award you a BIG LIKE ;)
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Re: Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
4th Apr 2025 11:38pm
Thanks Mister
Betty and I should get married
Two of the same
Dig the BIG LIKE
Thanks Boss
Pass the creamed herring and Stout
Betty and I should get married
Two of the same
Dig the BIG LIKE
Thanks Boss
Pass the creamed herring and Stout
Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 00:22am
this is badass dearest Poet I agree I'm willing to take anyone down for her...I hate this type of harassment and Betty doesn't deserve it 💕
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Re: Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 00:43am
I'm still the Sheriff for 30 plus more days
Behave people or end up in the clink ....
Thx Brenda
Looking out for my lovelies....
🧡🖤
Behave people or end up in the clink ....
Thx Brenda
Looking out for my lovelies....
🧡🖤
Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 00:51am
Jeepers, someone would have to have really big elephant balls to mess with Betty. And now the trouble is double! (Not to mention all the rest of us who would gladly get in that mosh pit with her...)
Good to know you're keeping this place in line.
xx
❤k
Good to know you're keeping this place in line.
xx
❤k
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Re: Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 1:07am
Yeah
My work is never done around here.
Lots of lost sleep but you all are my family.
I'm in that mosh pit with refreshments so grab a cold one RED
Thx for the support
Betty is my top girl on the Vice Squad ....
You're in there too observing from the tree tops..
BIG THANKS
🤠❤
My work is never done around here.
Lots of lost sleep but you all are my family.
I'm in that mosh pit with refreshments so grab a cold one RED
Thx for the support
Betty is my top girl on the Vice Squad ....
You're in there too observing from the tree tops..
BIG THANKS
🤠❤
Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 1:22am
Love the title. I mean, ouch.
Betty is legendary. I think I would stammer and blush if I ever met her.
Betty is legendary. I think I would stammer and blush if I ever met her.
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Re: Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 2:08am
Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 2:52am
Cleverly penned, Speak. Sounds, like all you have to do, is pull the pubes. Sounds like, Betty, can take care of herself. lol. Great read my friend. Appreciate you.
Damian
Damian
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Re: Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 2:58am
Hoping Betty can take care of me when someone is chasing me down ....
Freedom always has a price !
Thx D
Freedom always has a price !
Thx D
Re: Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 3:39am
Hey you glorious fucker, I got you.
I’ll kick someone’s ass for you, just for funsies. For defense? I’ll bite their clits off and spit them in the cat box.
I got you.
Biiig like!
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Re: Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 3:51am
Wow...
Clit Stew
All I can say is .... Good Gravy 👍
It's good to have friends ...... ya know
BIG THANKS YO BETTY
Clit Stew
All I can say is .... Good Gravy 👍
It's good to have friends ...... ya know
BIG THANKS YO BETTY
Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 3:45am
Don't write ✍️ a check that you can't sign without hands cut off by the sheriff who is still in town 🤨💯 back off of BETTY 🤨🏍️ STONE RIDER 🏍️
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Re: Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 3:48pm
Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 3:45pm
Twatwaffle Mother Fucker
is the single greatest line
in the history of poetry...
:)
Nicely done...
is the single greatest line
in the history of poetry...
:)
Nicely done...
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Re: Re. If you bully Betty I'll pull out your public hair with pliers
5th Apr 2025 3:53pm