I want to watch you take a shit .. Part 3

It's been awhile  
Haven't stopped by to watch you crap  
I like the way you take off all your clothes
I once asked you about that  
You said you wanted total freedom when the gnarl descended  
I do that too I told her  
A love story was blooming  
 
Alas though we live in different lands  
That hook up to Zoom made things easier for awhile  
But like all good things  
We started to fall away  
Life gets in the way often of simple pleasures  
So just yesterday we powered up the Zoom  
You dropped a mighty load  
I like the way your glasses fogged up  
 
Maybe we'll start these sessions again  
I call crapping ... ROADWORK  
You made me laugh when you called it ...DOUBLE FLUSH  
You can't make this stuff up  
Pass the Charmin Soft babe  
#2 on its way