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The DUP Massacre
we were all brought to the DUP mansion
but it wasn’t just any place
it was one where we played
as the Webmistress encouraged us
like she was Willy Wonka
and PoetSpeak said “let’s drink!”
heading to the dining room
Duende served us up something good
as we think “what a wonderful place”
the lights go out
Bluevelvete was dead
hit over the head with a candle stick
we wondered where the Webmistress went
could it be her who was the killer?
we went to the lounge to recollect
InDreamz said she saw who it was
then pointed toward shadow_starzzz
she denied and had an alibi
the lights went out again
Billy_Snagg had a wrench in his head
Pinkdreams puked from the sight
we all then went to the kitchen
CasketSharpe said “i'm hungry”
didn’t we just eat?
KristinaX leads me away to the study
starts whispering sweet nothings in my ear
surely she can’t be serious?
as I try to convince her to head back
I trip over Her’s dead corpse
damn, I was wondering where she went
MidnightSonneteer tells us all to stay put
Crimsin with a sinister face
says to me “look in the basement”
once there I seen the ones before us
faces I thought I’d never see again
it looked like a horror movie
diamonddave75 was hanging from a rope
WithinTheHeart had cum out every hole
and PandoraUnleashed was shot 9 times
then I saw the one who lead me here
Muse was rotting away as rats ate
once back in the Hall
everyone but brokentitanium was dead
“Who could have done this?”
I asked
she held up a mirror
revealing the murder
but it wasn’t just any place
it was one where we played
as the Webmistress encouraged us
like she was Willy Wonka
and PoetSpeak said “let’s drink!”
heading to the dining room
Duende served us up something good
as we think “what a wonderful place”
the lights go out
Bluevelvete was dead
hit over the head with a candle stick
we wondered where the Webmistress went
could it be her who was the killer?
we went to the lounge to recollect
InDreamz said she saw who it was
then pointed toward shadow_starzzz
she denied and had an alibi
the lights went out again
Billy_Snagg had a wrench in his head
Pinkdreams puked from the sight
we all then went to the kitchen
CasketSharpe said “i'm hungry”
didn’t we just eat?
KristinaX leads me away to the study
starts whispering sweet nothings in my ear
surely she can’t be serious?
as I try to convince her to head back
I trip over Her’s dead corpse
damn, I was wondering where she went
MidnightSonneteer tells us all to stay put
Crimsin with a sinister face
says to me “look in the basement”
once there I seen the ones before us
faces I thought I’d never see again
it looked like a horror movie
diamonddave75 was hanging from a rope
WithinTheHeart had cum out every hole
and PandoraUnleashed was shot 9 times
then I saw the one who lead me here
Muse was rotting away as rats ate
once back in the Hall
everyone but brokentitanium was dead
“Who could have done this?”
I asked
she held up a mirror
revealing the murder
Published 23rd Mar 2025
Author's Note
I’m not sure if this will be my last poem on here. I have time to keep writing so I’m sure I will. I want to say I love this place. It gave me something that I can’t explain. I made mistakes and learned as we all do. I wish I could have spent more time getting to know you guys as people, but I did love reading the poetry. There is no other group so creative. This place allowed for creativity. I wrote this in good fun. I hope no one takes offense as it wasn’t about that.
If anyone wants to follow me else where I am at: starsrite.com
I also started an account at: poetrycircle.com
I’m not sure how I feel about either site but I’m looking forward to the next journey. One last thing; thank you all. I know I have a hard time connecting with people but to be read meant the world to me.
If anyone wants to follow me else where I am at: starsrite.com
I also started an account at: poetrycircle.com
I’m not sure how I feel about either site but I’m looking forward to the next journey. One last thing; thank you all. I know I have a hard time connecting with people but to be read meant the world to me.
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23rd Mar 2025 9:58am
23rd Mar 2025 2:39pm
No problem. It was awesome working with you and reading your poetry.
Many thanks, friend.
Many thanks, friend.
23rd Mar 2025 4:45pm
23rd Mar 2025 11:14am
This is a blessing for a righteous tribute to members of DUP it has the right ingredients and the deepness of words ✍️ that goes deeper than deep 👏👊💪💯🪬 SHAMAN 🪬
Anonymous
23rd Mar 2025 2:50pm
I'm sorry to see the death of the female writers. lol interesting piece. :)
23rd Mar 2025 4:10pm
24th Mar 2025 8:59am
Haha, you can be the Tim Curry in this story.
Thanks for the read. Glad you enjoyed my poem.
Thanks for the read. Glad you enjoyed my poem.
23rd Mar 2025 5:55pm
24th Mar 2025 9:01am
I'm doing my best to enjoy these last days. But it is sad to think I won't have this special place anymore.
I hope you will still be writing somewhere, friend. Thank you for the read.
I hope you will still be writing somewhere, friend. Thank you for the read.
23rd Mar 2025 6:34pm
Can't say a lot of sights make me blow chunks, but it could happen. Anything to help with my weight loss goals.
Clever poem
Clever poem
24th Mar 2025 9:02am
24th Mar 2025 1:26am
OMG I'm so glad I survived!!! Thank you! 😊
Or did I survive... What happened next....?? 🤔
I'm so glad we can still connect elsewhere. This place is special, but maybe we can create a new poetry home. I always enjoy reading you even if I don't comment much. You're part of my poetry fam.
❤️k
Or did I survive... What happened next....?? 🤔
I'm so glad we can still connect elsewhere. This place is special, but maybe we can create a new poetry home. I always enjoy reading you even if I don't comment much. You're part of my poetry fam.
❤️k
24th Mar 2025 9:04am
Not sure, maybe you kill me? Haha.
I think the next step will be nice but it won't be here, unfortunately. But I'll take what I can get.
Many thanks, friend.
I think the next step will be nice but it won't be here, unfortunately. But I'll take what I can get.
Many thanks, friend.
Yesterday 7:18am
Seems I'm late for the party, lol. Love me a good slayer piece - and love that I'm it along with some amazing writers. You really nailed this one, my friend :-)
Yesterday 7:44am
I'm a big fan of the movie clue. I figured a good way to go out is to kill off everyone haha. I think regardless if I had a falling out with some of these people or not they all had an impact on me. I will miss all of them.
Thanks for the read, friend 😁
Thanks for the read, friend 😁
