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Stupid Motherfucker Apocalypse
everyone walks around like a zombie
but it is me screaming brains! brains!
where the fuck are the brains!?
seems one day became today
thinking we're too late
it's the stupid motherfucker apocalypse!
we've heard about them
even seen them around
the stupid and hateful
we didn't think much of them
laughed them off as a joke
little did we know
the stupidity was spreading
the headline read Hillary lost
a reality TV star won
oh well
what's the worst that could happen?
a few years passed
now we have a flat earth
and Jewish space lasers
fox is suggesting ingesting bleach
and cow dewormer
my neighbour says "stop the steal!"
-"you mean hospital bills?"
"no, the election"
when the fuck did he become political?
in a matter of fact
there's a flag on his door
and a cross in his living room
that wasn't there before?
says the second coming is here
but it isn't Jesus
it's a orange skin jackass
with a bad combover
now all of a sudden science is evil
facts are some kind of voodoo magic
and being aware is the 8th deadly sin
cops beat a black man to death
and it's the blue lives that matter?
when I try to tell someone
they just look at me
like Tucker Carlson with the green m&m
how did we get to this point?
bitching over genders
and bathrooms stalls
free education and struggling moms
but say nothing when it comes to
dick rockets to mars
conspiracy theories runamuck
microchips and puppet governments
pretty soon I'm gonna find out
I'm the one responsible for covid
oh please say it ain't so
Atlas has fallen
but it is me screaming brains! brains!
where the fuck are the brains!?
seems one day became today
thinking we're too late
it's the stupid motherfucker apocalypse!
we've heard about them
even seen them around
the stupid and hateful
we didn't think much of them
laughed them off as a joke
little did we know
the stupidity was spreading
the headline read Hillary lost
a reality TV star won
oh well
what's the worst that could happen?
a few years passed
now we have a flat earth
and Jewish space lasers
fox is suggesting ingesting bleach
and cow dewormer
my neighbour says "stop the steal!"
-"you mean hospital bills?"
"no, the election"
when the fuck did he become political?
in a matter of fact
there's a flag on his door
and a cross in his living room
that wasn't there before?
says the second coming is here
but it isn't Jesus
it's a orange skin jackass
with a bad combover
now all of a sudden science is evil
facts are some kind of voodoo magic
and being aware is the 8th deadly sin
cops beat a black man to death
and it's the blue lives that matter?
when I try to tell someone
they just look at me
like Tucker Carlson with the green m&m
how did we get to this point?
bitching over genders
and bathrooms stalls
free education and struggling moms
but say nothing when it comes to
dick rockets to mars
conspiracy theories runamuck
microchips and puppet governments
pretty soon I'm gonna find out
I'm the one responsible for covid
oh please say it ain't so
Atlas has fallen
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