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Deviant slut (A lil limerick)
There once was a deviant slut
Except she was stuck in a rut
With no man to shag and
She can’t shag her dad
Her favourite sport went caput!
There once was a deviant slut
A collection of toys up her butt
Some gas did arise
It caught her surprise
Her sweet derrière did erupt!
There once was a deviant slut
No place could she ever be put
No rope tied her down
Always clowning around
I guess we best all wish her luck!
Except she was stuck in a rut
With no man to shag and
She can’t shag her dad
Her favourite sport went caput!
There once was a deviant slut
A collection of toys up her butt
Some gas did arise
It caught her surprise
Her sweet derrière did erupt!
There once was a deviant slut
No place could she ever be put
No rope tied her down
Always clowning around
I guess we best all wish her luck!
Published 1st Feb 2025
Author's Note
I’ve been playing around with limericks for the last week… I can’t stop laughing at myself for writing this one hahahha
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1st Feb 2025 3:36pm
