The Boyfriend Agreement (Comedy)

1 Lawyer Helen 15 yrs old, 2 Lawyer Eddie 15 yrs old  
                             Representing  
(1 client Yasmine 15 yrs old . 2nd client Jerell 15 yrs old)  
 
Helen=Do you want to be Yasmine's boyfriend?  
 
Eddie=What does Jerell have to do ?
 
Helen=Hold her hand  
 
Eddie=Ah huh  
 
Helen=Sit next to her  
 
Eddie=Yeah  
 
Helen=Stufffff  
 
Eddie=Stop! That is what he wants to know. What stuff?  
 
Helen=Kissing  
 
Eddie=Close mouth or open?  
 
Helen=What does it matter  
 
Eddie=She has braces. He may get cut  
 
Helen=Touching  
 
Eddie=What exactly is he touching  
 
Helen=You are taking a piss out of me, right?  
 
Eddie=No, he needs to know what he can and can not touch here. We have to make this legal  
 
Helen=We are in the seventh grade  
 
Eddie=Yes, we are, but they are ready for eighth-grade stuff.  
 
Helen=Boobs, ass, and….  
 
Eddie=And????  
 
Helen=You know what that third and is.  
 
Eddie=Okay, okay, Over or under cloths  
 
Helen=Over cloths. That it. What is his answer?  
 
(Eddie Turns to his client. Client nods his head in agreement)  
 
Eddie=He agrees to the terms and he will take her home after school to start the boyfriend  
agreement  
 
Helen=You know you will never get a girl yourself; you keep this up.  
 
Eddie=You know you want me.