Possibly a town near you

There's a place in America
where the sluts are fucking crazy
woman who love to fuck horses
no time to sit & be lazy

Quaint little town called Cummings

Welcome to the city of lust:
Cum rains from the sky,
Free whores are everywhere
No time to be limp or to be dry

Friendly, loving town called Short Pump

Bastard cunts adorn the house,
Savage orgies in the streets
The ancient place of deprivation
Never again will you need to beat your meat

Hospitable place called Beaver City

The pimps are super friendly
Sluts and whores are disease free
Everyone can fuck whoever
If you don't believe, please cum and see

An outgoing place called Swallow Hill

...and the list goes on and on.