UNZIPPING THE PACKAGE

WE
had chatted in the lounge
about several subjects;
in departing without specific
comments we entered the
elevator...interestingly we
punched the same floor.
ON
the way up more small
talk and then out of the blue
an unexpected remark, even
for me, shocking to hear.
"I have been noticing the large
package in your pants. Is it
real?"
With a smile I stated the observation
was correct. As we exited the
elevator, the observer said,
"How about coming to my room
and let me unzip your package?"
Taking the liberty to reach down
and squeeze my package, asking
again, "May I unzip?"
I thought as I walked to the door,
Is this for real? Inside and the
zipper was pulled down and the
hot mouth was on the prize, I
knew I had made the right decision.
OH,
love to hear the words, "May I
unzip your package?"