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Flush!
I've taken your shit
You take the piss
Bloody men
You aim and miss
Skiddy marks
Urine stains
Down the pan
Flushing chains
I've seen your ass
You blocked my passage
Johnnie's and wipes
Have caused great damage
Next time you visit
Give me a clean
Give it ten (minutes)
If HE has been!
You take the piss
Bloody men
You aim and miss
Skiddy marks
Urine stains
Down the pan
Flushing chains
I've seen your ass
You blocked my passage
Johnnie's and wipes
Have caused great damage
Next time you visit
Give me a clean
Give it ten (minutes)
If HE has been!
Published 18th Nov 2024
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18th Nov 2024 9:56am
18th Nov 2024 11:14am
18th Nov 2024 11:37am
18th Nov 2024 11:48am
Haha Thank You Fia, I meant give it 10 minutes to use the toilet after a Man 😂🙃♥️
18th Nov 2024 12:20pm
18th Nov 2024 12:44pm
So here’s the thing….
You men are notorious for spoiling a pretty bathroom. You guys can aim, we cannot. Yet, we never have to spend time cleaning up after ourselves.
Barbarians of the bathroom you are. Why is that?!
You men are notorious for spoiling a pretty bathroom. You guys can aim, we cannot. Yet, we never have to spend time cleaning up after ourselves.
Barbarians of the bathroom you are. Why is that?!
18th Nov 2024 10:40pm
😂😂😂 I can't take credit Mary but a stand-up quoted 'That's why God created slippers' 😂
18th Nov 2024 10:42pm
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