Very Close Encounters!

I was once propositioned by an alien
She was purple from head, to toe
I knew this, as i think she was naked
That's why i think she was a female of the species
Also, she had very long eyelashes, on all three eyes
How i ended up in the company of aliens
I can't quite fully remember
I was merely walking down a long, and lonely
Dark country lane in the early hours
Earlier that evening
I'd spotted something unnerving
In my local take-away
I was so horrified, i fled from the take-away
At the sight of some UFO'S (Unidentified Frying Objects)
Which caused me to instantly lose my appetite
So i decided to walk to the next town
Hence me being on aforementioned country lane
Unfortunately, because it was so dark
I took a  wrong turn, and got completely lost
So had decided to try and retrace my steps
Getting more lost in the process
So when i saw some lights reflecting through the trees
I hoped it was a car coming from over the horizon
And maybe i could get a lift
Well, the lights drew closer
Next, a beam of light encompassed me
And hoicked me up into the alien spacecraft
Hence my meeting with the purple alien woman
With three arms, as well as three eyes
(The third arm, grew out at the back of her head!)
And momentarily imagined, that it would be much easier
For scratching my back.......
It wasn't until she turned away from me
That i realised, that she had a fourth eye  
Just above from where her  third arm came out
She spoke to me, out of both her mouths at the same time
So i heard her in stereo
Nevertheless
She was very polite, and friendly
And not one mention of rectal probing
Yet when she suggested we have sex
It was said in such a matter of fact way
That it didn't immediately sink in
Until, out popped her tongue
It was forked at the end, and very moist, and long
How could i resist this temptation?
Within minutes, we were both writhing around in ecstacy
Her tongue was out of this world!
Well, we were, after all, in deep space
Ripples of delight flowed through us
Some of the other aliens joined in
Like an alien orgy
Although i wasn't totally certain
Whether they were trying to arouse me further
Or merely tasting me!
I was way beyond wondering about such trivialities
As i passed out in a state of beautiful pleasure
And awoke, just outside my house
I looked to the sky
But it was still pitch black
So i went indoors
So had a cup of tea, and a chocolate biscuit
And went to bed
Feeling very aroused, and tingly
As i drifted off to sleep
Wondering whether i was within a dream,  
Within another dream
I awoke next morning
and it wasn't until i showered
That i noticed purple blotches over my groin
And breasts.....
 
by Jemia