I'm sure I've seen one of those Edward VII sex chairs at IKEA!

 
By Stanley Collymore

This imperative innovation of the
sex chair created for Edward
VII to whom Alice Keppel -
Camilla's great grandmother - was a long time
mistress, cleverly has footplates fitted on the
actual base of it to basically effectively stop,
I imagine, any specifically very transparently
knee trembling tumbling. Crucially though, I
find it obviously amusing that those who've
systematically and very specifically, simply
routinely portrayed themselves as actually
literally irrefutably discernibly above, from
their undeniably, haughty perspective, the
perceived commoner serfs and thus also
specifically and quite significantly regard
themselves as well, to be literally "divine"
individuals, are in reality, unquestionably
in their vile, behavioural norms no better
than the very lowest of the low basically
amongst Homo sapiens when, and very
decidedly so, it naturally does distinctly
come to their very vile, carnal instincts!
Clearly evincing, rather indubitably, that
some dogs can and do unquestionably
discernibly display an evidently greater
sense of decency, decorum and simply
morality than your, not mine, perceived
hierarchical superiors, specifically can!

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
5 November 2024.


Author's Remarks:
Hello Bertie; William and Charles say "Hi"!