Carla Bellucci who self-evidently has seen more nuts than most squirrels have done!

 
By Stanley Collymore  

If what's been reliably said  
about this woman is only  
half the truth, then the  
Americans, rather regrettably form  
them, are clearly rather obviously  
more than welcomed to actually  
having her! However it will really  
be absolutely, rather interesting  
to crucially see how this simply  
obvious pillock, effectively gets  
on chasing freebies over there!  
As I very much doubt, they'll be  
such an evidently, quite bloody  
soft touch as very undoubtedly  
most hardworking Brits clearly  
unquestionably, are over here!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
1 November 2024.
 
 
Author's Remarks:
My favourites are the people who say they'll move to other countries because of all these immigrants in the UK. Self-evidently in their specific cases of rampant stupidity not only the former but likewise irony undoubtedly lost on them!  
 
Want any help with your packing Ms. Carla Bellucci, having spawned 4 sprogs without the benefit of a husband. Why and I clearly not the least surprised?