Oh, Juliet !

when Romance and Reality collide  
 
Did you milk the goat Juliet?  
oh, dear romeo , not yet,  
what about the cow?  
well, i don't know how
Go milk Shakespeare's sonnets  
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There was a man named Xypothalasus  
who had sickness in the hypothalamus  
he was always gaping  
in the pond, and lazing  
He was just feeling like hippopotamus  
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Who's the sterile hen?  
 
A rooster divorced his sterile hen  
the hen went to marry another man  
she fathered chicks, however  
the rooster then, discovered  
That, it was him who always was a hen  
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Limericks like the breeze  
 
Writing limericks is never hard  
you do not have to be a true bard  
it is so easy  
be fun and breezy  
Then, go play football in the backyard