There's more to life then dying

She wants to kill herself
She wants to tell me all about it
She has been considering a few methods and would like to know what I think of them
She likes my work here on DUP and respects my opinion
She wants me to select the method I find the most fitting and she'll go for it that way
She says it would be an honor to be dispatched by me
I told her to go die....of old age