I am PAR

Hello! I’m PAR, a gentle soul
with a penchant for birds and books.
While I may not be the most conventionally
handsome guy, my heart is as big as the sky.

I may not tower over others,
but I stand tall in kindness!
Well, let’s just say I’ve got a cozy dad bod.
A warm shade of hazel fits my eyes,
like the autumn leaves.
A bald character!
Comfortable and practical.
I prefer flannel shirts and worn-in jeans.

I lose myself in the pages of classic
poetry and blood epics.
Ask me about my favorite book,
and we’ll have a conversation that lasts till dawn.

Early mornings find me in the park,
binoculars in hand, observing feathered friends.
I can identify more bird species
than I have successful life matches!

I dabble in watercolors
mostly landscapes with birds
perched on branches. My masterpiece?
A pigeon with attitude.

I’m looking for Someone who appreciates
the simple joys of life.
Let’s share cozy evenings by the fireplace,
discussing literature and listening to birdsong.
Bonus points if you can name
more than three bird species!

Deal-Breakers:

Judgmental attitudes (birds don’t judge; neither should we!)
Disinterest in reading (seriously, I’ll lend you
my dog-eared copy of “To Kill a Mockingbird”)
Allergic to feathers (awkward, considering my love for birds)
I once serenaded a sparrow with a terrible rendition of
“Can’t Help Falling in Love.” It flew away,
but I like to think it was impressed.