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Swipe Right Twice (competition entry)
Swipe Right Twice
About us: the picture enclosed is my wife and I,
We’ll give anything legal, a red hot try,
We don’t judge beliefs, wants, or vice.
If that interests you: swipe right twice.
Interests: male, female, bi, straight or gay,
My wife and I swing both ways,
I we think you are cute, and interesting,
We are open to a casual fling.
Seeking: a couple, or two, with similar tastes,
With no preference for age, gender or race,
We want people who embrace all of life,
Whether a museum tour, or roller coaster ride,
We are looking for that broad outlook,
Of those who appreciate a good book,
And also dance naked in moonlight,
In a wild orgy that lasts all night.
We want those who appreciate the finer things,
Like classical music, and the sport of kings,
But also enjoy the crude or base,
Typical of unsophisticated tastes.
We desire those willing to commit,
To becoming our friends with benefits.
Special: singles may apply, but don’t forget,
We go together, like a matching set,
There’s no: one on one, no exclusivity,
We’re a package deal of perversity,
If that sounds like your kind of vice,
All you have to do is swipe right twice.
About us: the picture enclosed is my wife and I,
We’ll give anything legal, a red hot try,
We don’t judge beliefs, wants, or vice.
If that interests you: swipe right twice.
Interests: male, female, bi, straight or gay,
My wife and I swing both ways,
I we think you are cute, and interesting,
We are open to a casual fling.
Seeking: a couple, or two, with similar tastes,
With no preference for age, gender or race,
We want people who embrace all of life,
Whether a museum tour, or roller coaster ride,
We are looking for that broad outlook,
Of those who appreciate a good book,
And also dance naked in moonlight,
In a wild orgy that lasts all night.
We want those who appreciate the finer things,
Like classical music, and the sport of kings,
But also enjoy the crude or base,
Typical of unsophisticated tastes.
We desire those willing to commit,
To becoming our friends with benefits.
Special: singles may apply, but don’t forget,
We go together, like a matching set,
There’s no: one on one, no exclusivity,
We’re a package deal of perversity,
If that sounds like your kind of vice,
All you have to do is swipe right twice.
Published 27th Jul 2024
Author's Note
Written for the dating profile competition.
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27th Jul 2024 8:12am
I flagged adult content by accident, but don’t know how to change it back.
27th Jul 2024 12:25pm
Love this.
Once you flag it for extreme content it can’t be changed. The only thing you can do is delete and repost.
Good luck in the comp
Once you flag it for extreme content it can’t be changed. The only thing you can do is delete and repost.
Good luck in the comp
28th Jul 2024 2:50am
LOL! This is about as unique as it gets! ( Unless it's a norm for dating sites? )
28th Jul 2024 2:53am
I don’t know, I’ve never used one and have no idea how they actually work.
28th Jul 2024 2:57am
3rd Oct 2024 1:14pm
The smiles this write gave me :-)
"We’re a package deal of perversity" > love this line, it rolls of the tongue.
"We’re a package deal of perversity" > love this line, it rolls of the tongue.
3rd Oct 2024 1:19pm
Thank you, that is my favourite line as well. I wrote this poem in a hurry so I wasn’t happy with the flow, I usually work more on that part, but I am happy with how it finishes.
18th Oct 2024 10:10am
