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"Put Wood Int' Hole!"

Ive just realised
That i need
A much bigger cock
Because the one i'm using
Isn't quite fit for purpose
Although
Many friends
Have told me
How attractive my cock is
But it's a bit on the light side
And to small
To keep the hole open
Ive considered borrowing
Someone elses cock
But that feels
Somewhat innappropiate
So ive got a large horse instead
A much better door stop

by Jemia
Written by missjem56 (Jemia de Blondeville)
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Author's Note
"put wood int' hole!", is an  north of england expression, meaning to shut the door...
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