Sheeza Job Interview (with Vision_of_Insanity)

Greetings my name is Dr. Wayne Kerr

I'm going to ask you several questions to determine if you have what it takes to be my Oral technician...

Name Sheeza Freak

Age: 22

Phone #: 169-666-SUCK (7825)

Please tell me what are your strengths & weaknesses in performing Oral?

My strength is in suction. My jaw dislocates and makes a secure seal. As for my weakness, I tend to want to see if I can beat my record and continue even when the client begs me to stop

Do you wear protection?
Oh yes. I wear a bib, you know some do projectile when they orgasm.

What type of clothing do you enjoy wearing when practicing Oral?
Well, normally I wear shorts and some knee pads. On top a tank top, bikini top, or 2 bandanas tied in a knot.

Do you give the patient any warning before sticking your tools in his mouth?
I do give them the three-second heads-up rule. Once my tongue is out it has a mind of its own.

If their blood pressure is on the rise due to your performance, what do you do? Do you try & increase it or lower it?
As long as we can keep the systolic at a steady 80 we are all steam ahead

Have you had male & female patients?
I do not discriminate. I work on both.

If they are male what are some of your techniques?
I tend to put a sour patch kid candy in my mouth to make sure it's wet enough depending in the time we have. I do the LTDSU. Lick, twirl, down, suck up. I have no gag reflex, so I normally take it all the way back.
Tickle the ball or squeeze. This digit right here is my secret weapon (wink)

If they are female what are your techniques?
Well, I have to gauge the sensitivity level. There is the blow, lick clit and flick clit.
Or there is flat tongue, up once, suck clit and seal mouth technique. Push a few fingers in get the flow going.

Do you stimulate the patients by mouth to mouth or mouth to member?
Mouth to mouth is nice but I like mouth to member better. I hum Aerosmith’s Angle and the different tones will get me the reaction I want.

Has anyone ever orgasm while you were working?
Yes. I am the valedictorian of Deep Throat University

Does the patient give you any oral stimulation?
I am there to perform a service. It is not necessary.

Do you enjoy anal?
I do enjoy stimulating the sphincter

Are you ok if the patient masturbates while you're working on their mouth?
If they want, it is fine but I will not clean it up. That is extra

Do you perform Oral on more than one patient at the same time?
No. I need to focus and give my all to the one in front of me.

I know your patients are 18 and older, but do you have a limit on the age you'll work on someone?
Well if you can take the blue pill and it works. I am good. That goes for the ladies too.

If any of my co-workers need any Oral stimulation, would you mind giving them a hand or a blow?
I will give them a hand. We have to be professional after all.

Do you work on the weekends? Do you work after hours?
No weekends or after hours. I have my own to attend to.

Are you allergic to anything that would hinder your performance?
Celery

Well Sheeza Freak I'm going to look over this resume and see if your best qualified. I truly appreciate your taking the time and answering these questions as honest as you can...Now if you don't mind can you give me a sample of how well you can perform?
All right set your watch. My best time is three minutes and fifty seconds. When is the last time you had your back blown out? I do suck well.