Two Sides To Everyone

Yesterday I was in the laundromat washing & drying my clothes
This suspicious looking asshole comes in and starts asking people if they want "some"
Everyone was minding their own business, doing their thing
I saw one guy ask what "some" meant
The guy said, "Some, u know like Heroin, Cocaine, Ecstasy, shit like that!"
The guy stuttered and said, "nanananooo thanks"
This muthafucker now was approaching me
He came up to me and said, "Bro I know you were listening, you want some stuff?"
I said go fuck yourself!!
He got in my face
He wanted a go at me
I said c'mon asshole!
That's when I decided to punch him in the mouth
He fell to the ground
I kicked him in the head and ribs
I then dragged him out into the street
The customers at the laundromat were rooting me on
I said, "Don't you ever come back here again or I will annihilate you!"
He got up, fixed his shit & left
Everyone was patting me on the shoulder and giving me a high-five

It felt good for once to hit a man instead of my girl that insists she could talk to whoever she wants!