The 700-yard Deceivement

So
the 700-yard deceivement
what is that?
Well, just this:

A man can spot a hot chick
from 700-yards away.

Don't ask me how we do it,
cause I don't know,
but we can do it.

From 5,000 feet up in a plane
I can spot a hot chick down
below on a city street.

But, here's how the 700-yard
deceivement works for a man:

While walking, he sees her.

700-yards -
Geez, check that out.

500-yards -
Oh yeah, look at that!

300-yards -
Wow, check out the hair and body.

100-yards -
Damn, can you imagine getting that
into bed, Christ!

50-yards -
God Damn, I gotta say hello, I gotta.

But then as she gets up to him:

Well hell oooooooh geez, she's not hot at all.
Oh man....what the hell happened, christ!

Oh yeah, that's the way it happens
it hits him hard.
Gentleman Joe didn't expect that.

Ladies, do you realize how many 700-yard-
deceivements there are in a man's life?

'Some' of those hot chicks can look great from
a distance, but once they get up close
something happens.

The imperfections jump out like a
cat in a dark ally.

The moral of the story?

Men, avert your eyes,
think of something else.
Look at garden gnomes,
flower bushes, anything.

Think of Jack the Ripper victims if you have to but
don't look at hot chicks.

You'll thank me later.