Straight out of the Age of Empire!

 
By Stanley Collymore  
 
Being British is infinitely much  
more than rather fatuously  
and clearly pathetically  
also waving flags, that itself is simply  
attendant with all the other outdated  
nonsenses! How for instance, about  
wanting, and really truly insisting on  
essentially having clean rivers; well-
funded and crucially actually rather  
properly functioning, and societally  
progressive programmes that truly  
benefit not just specifically in need  
deprived communities but likewise  
in that same quite distinct process  
actually and very comprehensively  
simply doing the same discernibly  
for the whole, of our own country?  
Instead, what I see and heart with  
this irrefutably puerile jingoism of  
crucially intellectually challenged,  
pathetically gullible and basically  
unquestionably, really thoroughly  
inured, essentially monarchically  
obsequious morons, who clearly  
as the quite fatuously dim-witted  
idiots they very palpably, gullibly  
are; obviously rather ludicrously  
cheerfully but idiotically, always  
exude purported style obviously  
crucially, over actual substance!  
 
(C) Stanley V. Collymore  
25 June 2024.  
 
 
Author's Remarks:  
Poor William Windsor: simply another full week of "work commitments" involving entertainments, banquets, parties and gift sharing. While in the interim Waite, Kate, aka Saint Catherine saves her good days for the upcoming Wimbledon tournament. Kings, Princes Emperors and their spouses -  so nice they have each other to play dress up with!