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Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
Bitch, put your dick
in your hand and
your tongue in my
mouth as I fuck up
the warrantee on this car
I’m the kind of cunt
who passed you by
at the bar
without a single look
but followed you
in to the dark corner
of the parking lot
Not because I cared about you,
but to find out
if you’re a
soft
fuck
my hand flogs miles
on my clit
on the hood
of some rando’s
Buick
while you watch
in self defense
of your
self consciousness
Your hands clench
and your zipper bulges
when you see the clear
coat on the car
turn into a water slide
and I moan cuss words
like hymns
while you do stupid
gentlemanly shit
Like that’s not
whore catnip
you just sprinkled
all over this parking lot
so I want to fuck you
in the back of your car
and suck you
in the front of mine
I want the seat belt
wrapped around my
throat as you pound
my pussy from behind
and I’ll bite your goddamn
larynx out of you don’t
call me a filthy slut
when the emergency brake
leaves marks on my forehead
Fuck.
I’m rolling in your gentleman shit
as soon as I finish
rolling my clit
like a joint I need
in your mouth
and it’ll be in your mouth.
But only after I wear the
paint off this
car with
shaking thighs
and tensed belly
nails shrieking the
factory-Royal-blue-paint
like a muted chalkboard
I can see the cords
on your neck
stand out as you
watch my
hand move;
you finally
cup yourself
and take a step forward
when I say
I’m.
About.
To.
Come.
So get your fucking
dick in your hand.
I need to watch your
hand suck your cock
as my hand beats one off
and I can already
imagine your lips
sucking
my fingers
clean
Fuck
So.
put your dick
in your hand and
your tongue in my
mouth,
like a goddamn
gentleman
and you can hate
yourself in the morning
for the things
you’re about
to do
to me
tonight
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Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 2:14am
Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
Ok! Fuck yeah!
Next time I go stalking, I’ll call you. We can make it a three way with the boy as our role play sex toy.
Next time I go stalking, I’ll call you. We can make it a three way with the boy as our role play sex toy.
Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 2:20am
Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 2:21am
Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 2:15am
Apologies accepted. The car will go to a detailer in the morning.
hugs,
buddhakitty
hugs,
buddhakitty
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Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 2:19am
As long as there’s no permanent harm.😘
Thanks for letting me fuck myself on your car! I know you were trying to leave the parking lot, and it was considerate of you to stop and wait until I was done.
Thanks for letting me fuck myself on your car! I know you were trying to leave the parking lot, and it was considerate of you to stop and wait until I was done.
Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 2:17am
Girl you can hate yourself in the morning. that is a power mantra.(haha) love this. Fia xoxo
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Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 2:23am
lol! The power-train mantra has a 5,000 mile warrantee, or two clitoral orgasms.
After that, all damage incurred is the liability of the driver.
So. Where’s your license?
After that, all damage incurred is the liability of the driver.
So. Where’s your license?
Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 2:28am
Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 2:36am
Jail!
That means…
Did someone say… handcuffs?!
Thank you again, Fia, you made me smile a lot.
That means…
Did someone say… handcuffs?!
Thank you again, Fia, you made me smile a lot.
Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 8:51am
No need to apologize… however you will be getting by mail a bill for my Buick … and another bill for my heart attack…. Sorry
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Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 3:11pm
Shit, I didn’t realize you were in the car Sam. That’s my bad. Do you take payment in trade? I have some unique talents.
Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 9:47am
" my hand flogs miles on my clit on the hood of some
rando's Buick" - love it
You are the queen of hardcore heat.
rando's Buick" - love it
You are the queen of hardcore heat.
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Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 3:12pm
Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 12:37pm
Oh shit...the emergency brake brought back a memory. Boinking like bunnies in a pickup truck & his knee hit the gear shift, kicked it out of park & we started rolling down the hill. Meanwhile he's still going while we're bouncing over grass & curbs. Bumped to a stop in the front yard of a house under construction. He looked shocked & I was laughing my ass off. Best watch that emergency brake!
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Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 3:13pm
That is amazing! We need that story in the Weird Shit thread in the forum.
Thank you for sharing your freaky moment with me. I live for that shit!
I appreciate you!
Thank you for sharing your freaky moment with me. I live for that shit!
I appreciate you!
Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 2:03pm
Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 3:15pm
Seize the day! And the night! And the space between.
Thank you my friend. I mean it. Reawakening a little and it’s feeling… feral. In the best way.
Thank you my friend. I mean it. Reawakening a little and it’s feeling… feral. In the best way.
Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
This brings back a memory of a girl I was with in the front seat of my car many years ago. She had the nicest disposition and suddenly became almost animalistic after a couple of hours of conversation. She had the nicest vagina I ever saw and we went at it with her yelling into a small pillow I had in the car. What an awesome night with both of us getting great orgasms.
The bad part - she neglected to tell me she was married. That was the first and last time we fucked. What a let-down.
The bad part - she neglected to tell me she was married. That was the first and last time we fucked. What a let-down.
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Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
17th Jun 2024 11:30pm
The nicest vagina?! I gotta see that.
Hey Tim, glad I took you down amnesia lane. Sorry you got hooked up with the wrong chick, but yay for good orgasms!
Thanks for reading and commenting!
Hey Tim, glad I took you down amnesia lane. Sorry you got hooked up with the wrong chick, but yay for good orgasms!
Thanks for reading and commenting!
Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
Anonymous
18th Jun 2024 7:22pm
Reckon he actually had no regrets in the morning. Unless it's that there's no refill of the night before
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Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
18th Jun 2024 8:11pm
Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
19th Jun 2024 3:33am
Hell yes. You are burning me up. Next time you need to have hot tub sex. Keep on writing.
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Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
19th Jun 2024 3:36am
Mm, hot tub sex? Something to consider!
Thank you for reading, friend. I appreciate it.
Thank you for reading, friend. I appreciate it.
Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
23rd Jun 2024 10:23pm
"I moan cuss words
like hymns
while you do stupid"
I loved the jocularity mixed so well with the erotic context, I had to loosen my neck tie and collar to gulp. Thoroughly enjoyed this. Gotta admire someone who know what they like and command it verbally.
Brilliant spill Betty.
like hymns
while you do stupid"
I loved the jocularity mixed so well with the erotic context, I had to loosen my neck tie and collar to gulp. Thoroughly enjoyed this. Gotta admire someone who know what they like and command it verbally.
Brilliant spill Betty.
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Re: Re. Apologies for the cum stains on the Buick
23rd Jun 2024 10:26pm
Warming: Hey, I shamelessly flirt with my friends on these pieces so….
Well now, since you have that tie loosened I bet I could think of a better way to, ahem, tie it.
Just kidding’
Maybe.
🙃
No really.
Thanks Wally. I appreciate you
Well now, since you have that tie loosened I bet I could think of a better way to, ahem, tie it.
Just kidding’
Maybe.
🙃
No really.
Thanks Wally. I appreciate you