A Princess That Could and A Prince That Could Not

   
Once upon a time  
In a land far from her home  
There was a princess  
Without a throne  
   
In this land that is ruled by a king  
A prince was born  
To do his own thing  
   
A ball was announced  
By royal decree  
The prince will take the princess from overseas  
   
She wore a gown of blood red  
That accentuate a breast, her waist  
And let it be said  
   
There was more to her than looks you see  
That inflamed the internal fire, setting her free  
   
All the prince could see  
Made his sheath rise higher  
There were no dragons to be slayed  
To lay in a pyre  
   
The ball commenced with laughter and wine  
The prince whispered, “let’s go, it's time!”  
   
Off they went to ride passion's fire  
Kiss meeting kiss, hands creeping higher  
Cupping, squeezing, plenty of moans  
Down below Princess hand roamed  
   
She looked to unbutton his pants  
A sound she heard so strange  
Was glanced  
   
He drifted into the nightly realm  
As she was about to swallow his crown  
   
In shock and frustration, she did rise
Glaring and thinking of his demise
An hour went by, the cock did crow
He rose with a start when a dream did flow
   
When Princess returned  
He jumped and darted  
“Did we complete what we started?!”  
   
She smiled and nodded  
Knowing the truth  
The prince could not handle  
The wicked 90 proof  
   
As all stories must come to end  
So too shall this, my friend  
If it’s your first time  
Stay awake to know the truth!