Folie à deux

"Shared psychotic disorder (folie à deux) is a rare disorder characterized by sharing a delusion among two or more people in a close relationship. The inducer (primary) who has a psychotic disorder with delusions influences another nonpsychotic individual or more (induced, secondary) based on a delusional belief". (Thank you NIH)..  
   
Team..    
   
Within my medical records are just short of 200 mistakes ranging from complete bull*hit to manipulated bull*hit to misinformed bull*hit.  
   
I have now amended the bullshit statements and have had them inserted into my medical records.. Let me remind the team of some of your accusations that are printable;  
   
1. Sends shit to charity.  
   
20. Discussion about my laundry pile.. I mean.. WTF.. NHS? Are you really that bored?  
   
21. "Hand washes clothes".. Only in the mountains.. At home.. I use the 24/7 laundry.  
   
29."Lived in Singapore".. Nope.. Been to Lantau,  Kowloon, Hong Kong, Northern Territories, Great wall of china, Thailand, Pucket and a few Hong Kong Islands by junk.. Never Singapore. I know nothing about the country.  
   
33."Minimal qualifications".. I have a BA (hons) from a University in Bath.  
   
38. NHS multiple attempts to discredit my life, experiences  without even investigating any of them.  
   
41. Dr Sam Jackson "Why did you dig a hole in your living room?".. Me "its a basement. Its been there since before the house was built on top of it".  
   
48. With all my psychological and physical derangement the nhs refuse to pay me benefits.    
   
51. A report in my notes about how the nhs opened a sealed letter, read  it and inserted the contents into my medical records.  
   
63.Nibbles oats and barley..    
   
73. "low moods" "depressed" "depression" "psychotic depression"..
This is how this accusation came to be;    

 NHS "ever suffered depression?"  
 me  "no",    
NHS "low moods?    
Me "no.. Maybe when dad died but something happened and I knew he was ok" (Dad died in 2001)..  
 From that it progressed to psychotic depression and the social services attempted to get me to join a walking group for the depressed and angst ridden..    
   
74. "Anxiety" I climb/hike mountains, solo trek all over the highlands, cape wrath, mondalaith mountains, Cairngorms,I gambled on the stock market, I love arguing and I took on a fascist military organization..  
   
77.”Drinks from water spouts”.. I assume the NHS are ignorant to what water spouts are .. NHS  They are somewhat dangerous to drink from and there are few instances of “water spouts” in uk therefore for me to drink from them is highly impractical and dangerous..  
   
83. “She goes camping in the woods with a few biscuits and a shower curtain”. I have a roomful of hiking equipment inc a £950 red label tent..  
   
100 "Father died 10 years ago" he died in 2001.. I assume basic level mathematics re-training are required ?    
   
105.  
"4 tons of chippings" No it was 28 tonnes.  
"6 tons of chippings" No it was 28 tonnes.  
"30 tons of chippings " No IT WAS 28 TONS.....  
   
112. "bizarre behavior- believes her neighbor talks to a bush. No I don't.   
   
 152."sexual connotations" Sexual connotations are global, if using them is a form of sexual perversion or mental illness why don’t cats and the nhs send all the, in my opinion,  limp wristed, snoopy, busy bodying clip board clasping quacks and assistant bottom wipers to the Edinburgh festival or the Apollo and try sectioning all the artists and spectators?  
   
.. Sexual connotations play an integral part of comedy, mockery and abuse all over the world.. Finding a positive out of a dire situation is sometimes the best mechanism to cope..  
   
   
Hey ho Dumfries  NHS..  
   
 I expect you never thought I would delve into my medical records..  
   
 Looking forward to pooping all over all your other accusations that you have documented in my medical records since 2021.. Especially as I have not met or talked to any of you... And the majority of your speculations come from a, in my opinion, a  group psychosis derangement..    
   
What was that quote again?  
   
"Manipulating the evidence to prove your own theory rather than finding out the truth.."
Bull..