Your Brother Barry

I just got a call from
Your brother, Barry
Complaining about
His mean wife Mary
Claimed things between them
had gotten very hairy
Actually, more like really scary

He didn't know why
He'd ever gotten married
I didn't have even a hunch
That's when he told me
"Thanks so much but
I fixed her hinney for good
By making believe she was food
He just chopped her up
Cooked her whole body
And served it up for lunch