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The NO! machine malfunction
Eeny meenie miney moe,
my day is flying – watch it go!
The to-do list is like a rope
around my neck – there is no hope…
…that I can get out of this heap
when every task is layers deep
and messages won’t quit – BEEP BEEP!
and people keep on asking me…
…to do the things I promised them.
What was I thinking way back then??
My stupid optimistic mind
has bit me in my own behind!
There’s only one thing this could mean --
I have to fix my NO! machine.
Author's Note
#17 of 30
Enough adulting already!!
Enough adulting already!!
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Re. The NO! machine malfunction
18th Apr 2024 00:14am
Hahaha oh my god I love this, this is me like literally every day 😆 it seems I may need to get a mechanic out to look at mine too 👀
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Re: Re. The NO! machine malfunction
18th Apr 2024 2:28pm
There seems to be a shortage of NO fixers out there. Thanks for stopping by!
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Re. The NO! machine malfunction
18th Apr 2024 00:39am
This is fantastic. So true!
This is one of my mottos:
“My no is a complete sentence”
I can’t tell you how many times saying no saved me.
This is one of my mottos:
“My no is a complete sentence”
I can’t tell you how many times saying no saved me.
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Re: Re. The NO! machine malfunction
18th Apr 2024 2:28pm
Gah, I know.... it always seems like a reasonable "yes" at the time, though.
Thanks for getting it.
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Thanks for getting it.
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Re. The NO! machine malfunction
18th Apr 2024 1:08am
My No machine has been glitchy for more years than I like to admit to...totally get this one
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Re: Re. The NO! machine malfunction
18th Apr 2024 2:30pm
I think maybe I was born without one. Building it piece by piece...
Thank you for reading!
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Thank you for reading!
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Re. The NO! machine malfunction
18th Apr 2024 1:30am
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18th Apr 2024 2:30pm
Re. The NO! machine malfunction
18th Apr 2024 2:51am
There should be a time limit!!
If I said yes, I'd help it needs to be within a week.
Afterwards, it becomes a drag!!
It's like we were in a great mood the day you asked.
Now, not so much. hahaha
So relatable since I'm a yes person. LOL
If I said yes, I'd help it needs to be within a week.
Afterwards, it becomes a drag!!
It's like we were in a great mood the day you asked.
Now, not so much. hahaha
So relatable since I'm a yes person. LOL
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Re: Re. The NO! machine malfunction
18th Apr 2024 2:32pm
Time limit is a great idea. Because if it isn't happening right away, I forget that I said yes to it... then I say yes to other things too... my brain only understands "now" and "not now".
Thanks for your kind words!
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Thanks for your kind words!
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Re. The NO! machine malfunction
18th Apr 2024 3:54am
What the … there is a No machine?! Why hasn’t anyone told there is a No machine… every time I come to read your stuff I learn something new
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Re: Re. The NO! machine malfunction
18th Apr 2024 2:36pm
LOL This comment gave me a really good chuckle, thank you for sharing your witty humour!
I aim to educate... I've heard there are NO machines out there, but getting one that functions reliably seems to be an issue for many. You might want to just look for a good loud "fuck off" horn instead.
Thanks for sparking joy today.
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I aim to educate... I've heard there are NO machines out there, but getting one that functions reliably seems to be an issue for many. You might want to just look for a good loud "fuck off" horn instead.
Thanks for sparking joy today.
❤k
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11th Jun 2024 4:07am
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