The NO! machine malfunction

 
Eeny meenie miney moe,
my day is flying – watch it go!
The to-do list is like a rope
around my neck – there is no hope…

…that I can get out of this heap
when every task is layers deep
and messages won’t quit – BEEP BEEP!
and people keep on asking me…

…to do the things I promised them.
What was I thinking way back then??
My stupid optimistic mind
has bit me in my own behind!

There’s only one thing this could mean --
I have to fix my NO! machine.