Cosmic Beings

I saw today aliens wearing bad toupee's
they were having a foursome on the beach
I just watched
The waves were meh, so I just stared
One of the aliens was butt fucking the other alien,  
came real fast and decided to go to the snack bar  
I asked him where were they were from, he said, "Way past Uranus"!
I think he was kidding but then again, maybe he was insulting me
I saw him order turtle soup and a drink called yellow passion
Not sure what that was except,  
when I ordered one, it tasted like piss
Actually it was piss!!
I spat it out and I said to him, "Man your drinking piss?"
He said, "Yeah dude that's our drink here on Neptune"
"Neptune!?"
He said, "YUP"!  
We abducted you because  
you are a perfect candidate to procreate with our females here.
You claim your a genius with a high IQ
I said, "No I'm not!"
As the others began coming towards me,  
I screamed and asked to be brought back to Earth
Within seconds I was back in my bedroom
The time was 4:20am
I realized then, I had a horrible acid trip.
The drug was wearing off  
No more!!  
That's it!!
I had to get ready for work in another hour
When I went into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator,
there was the turtle soup and the yellow passion drink!
What the fuck is going on?!?